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Issued by the Editorial Board
EVERY CHRISTMAS, EASTER AND MIE SUMMER
TABLE i )F C( INTENTS
I in. First Hockey Team 12
I i \kt Gallery 14
Fight the Good Fight 17
A Modern Version of the Ancient Mariner 18
Lo< \ii\" 21
flow to Study for Matriculation 24
Hunting Bow-legged Dew-worms 28
Risi oi i-he Tenor Banjo 50
Dogs and Maii 51
The School After Midnight 52
The Deterioration of the Whisker 53
Old Boys' News 56
The Hobby Fair "4
Mr. J. Caesar ""
C \mkrox Lake 68
S< hooi News 70
The Assault- at-Arms ~?
In in \r\ Society • "
Lower Schooi Notes 78
St. Andrew's College Review
li is with joy that we are able to preface our second issue of the
school year with congratulations to another championship team. The
Hockey team in reaching the semi-finals of the Junior O.H.A. did all
and more than was asked of it; the Review tenders its sincere con-
We were all very sorry when, on returning after the Christmas
holidays, we heard thai Mr. Church had accepted a position with the
British-American Oil Company; although he is still very much with us
as a house-master, his absence in the classroom and mi the hockey-rink
has been keenly felt. Mr. Church first came to lis in tile early part
of the War and returned in l c '19 after spending some time with the
troops in England and France; while many of our readers will remem-
ber him as the one who first initiated them into the mysteries of
algebraic formulae and geometrical theorems, he will probably be mon
familiar to other- as the coach and inspiration of their football, hocke)
and cricket teams. In addition to his work with the First Football
team during the last two seasons, Air. Church -tailed a tradition of
successful .Middle School team-: Third football team- that went for
years without a defeat; Midget and Bantam hocke) team- that "cleaned
up" their groups; and cricket teams — well, perhaps we had better leave
it at that! \t .no rate, th< Review would like to record its gratitudi
to Mr. Church, who was, among other things, once its Editor, ami to
wish him even success in In- new sphere of activity.
I aptain J. 1'. Evans, who joined the staff this term, i- an ( >ld
Etonian, and was also at Christ Church. Oxford; -Mice then he has
spent many years in the Army and has travelled all over the world. The
Review extend- to him a ver) cordial welcome.
As usual, the lir-t signs of Spring have come to many of us a- a
reminder that it is high time to settle down to the serious busine - o
work, and we go about our daily round with an air of purpose that
makes some of us almost unfamiliar. And so. since Editorially we
have no furthi will conclude with this obvious remark,
for this i- a school year when every moment of time i- full
and portent "lime i- flying."
G. X. T. W.
THE VISIT TO THE ART GALLERY
Hi. Review offered two prizes, senior and junior, for the best
on of our visit to the Art Gallery, and we print the successful
Everyone in the school, masters included, visited the Art Gallery,
irrespective of their artistic tastes. Many, of course, limited their
sojourn to walking in one door and out the other. Some because they
were, perhaps, getting something for nothing, remained to enjoy the
pleasure and beaut) afforded by the Grange. Others still, went the
,,ind- of the room-, simply because they had not the courage to
take the chance of walking out. being caught, and punished', according
to the terms of the dreadful proclamation issued a few days previously.
Then lastly, there was that small, distinguished group who, partly
because they did not wisli to offend anyone by not accepting the
privilege extended to them, and partly out of plain curiosity, stretched
their imaginations a trifle and soon convinced even themselves that they
knew a great deal concerning oil paintings.
Lei us, however, begin our visit properly. We enter the revolving
. ng on Dundas Street with something of a little thrill, and if we
have been fortunate in being blessed with a memory, hand our private
calling end- to tin- Prefects, with a feeling of having' outwitted them
for once. Desiring to spend the afternoon in some degree of comfort.
W e plaj valet to ourselves and check our coats and hats in a small room.
provided for that purpose, but in a somewhat miniature style.
Emerging from the crowd in the check-room we buy a catalogue and
a general survey of our surroundings. There are six galleries
suitable for the exhibition of paintings, which surround a .ureal central
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court, known as the Sir Edmund Walker court, and which is to be
devoted to sculpture only. < >n the upper floor is a long rectangular
gallery taken up entirely with prints.
For some little time we wandered around at leisure, but at length
everyone gathered in the Wesl Rotunda, where Dr. Macdonald in-
troduced to n- our guide-to-be, Air. Arthur Lismer, who. previous to
beginning our tour of inspection, explained to us that before one could
appreciate or criticize a picture, it was necessary for one to know some-
thing of the artist, his interest in life, his object in painting the picture.
and what he wishes to conve} to us by it; also one should know a
little about the lighting, the lines, the colouring, and the proportion and
centn of interest, and finally, the nationality of the artist and during
what century he lived.
In the Western gallery and rotunda, the older masters are in the
majority, hence the pictures are 'largely portraits. Of these, the two
which naturally strike the eye of even the most inartistic soul are,
"A Gentleman", by Franz Hall, and a portraiture of "Richard Barry
Fttdger", by Sir William Orpen. There is something in these two
pictures by which your attention is unconsciously attracted and held, so
that you would stand gazing at them for hours; but our guide desires
otherwise, and hence we find ourselves in the French room on the
Eastern side. Here the light, vivid, fantastic paintings of the French
strike a singular contrast with the solid, heavy, comforting works of the
old Dutch and Italian masters.
The American and Canadian artists occupy the Southern galleries.
this at a -lance. For the subjects chosen by the
I in no other lands outside of the United States
and Canada. The picture of "Celebra Cut", the smallness of the engines.
with their smoke going directly sky-ward, and the hustling men com-
pared with the solid hugeness of the mountain through which they are
cutting, is typical of the enterprising energy of the American, hurrying
to do great things in as little time as possible. I >nl\ in Canada could one
receive the inspiration to place on canvas such paintings as "The
Walker in the Snow'' by Blair Bruce, "Pine Maud" and a "Jack Pine"
!,-. ["om Thompson. In these last two. with their firml) set-up trees
yielding their limbs in free, graceful movements t" the whims of the wild,
tempestuous wind, one is able to see the spirit of UnitedneSS against
other nations, with, a love of freedom and self-expression inborn in the
1 1, :■. m ill. room given over to our gifted countrymen Arthur I isnv r
pressing a wish. that, some day all
(if us would be able to understand and appreciate the true value of
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paintings, and especially those of Canadian artists. Now our wandei - -
ings bring us to the print room i ceedingl interesting nol onl)
which is said to be the spice of life,
I, in because of the realh ancient age of some of the prints. Thus
our visit to the Art Gallery came to a close. Vet there arc few who
will not retain some treasured bit of remembrance from that day.
VV. C. KlRKLAND.
What do you know about Art? Formerly most of us were
ignorant about some of the finest points in a picture, but since our visit
to the Toronto Art Gallery we have been greatly enlightened.
It was announced in Chapel a few days before the visit that we
were to go to the \ rt Gallery in busses. At last the day arrived, and
we boarded buses and in half an hour arrived at our destination.
Mr. Lismer had very kindly consented to tell us about the pictures. He
took us i" the room given 1>> Mr. and Mrs. Fudger. The pictures that
impressed mi most were the "Standard Bearer" and a picture of a
Dutch river scene on a bright day. The last named contained some
racing boat- and a big sailing boat. The "Standard Bearer" was a tine
if a Scotchman holding his standard by him. We then went to
a room containing French paintings. Some of these were very beautiful
but none of them appeared to me to lie as good a- those we had seen at-
first. Mr. Lismer then escorted us to another part of the Gallery, in
which were the pictures of Maurice and Thompson, the two great
Canadian painters. Our guide told us several interesting facts about
these men and explained to us the beauty in their pictures. We were
then left to wander about at our leisure. After half an hour most of
US decided we had learned enough about arti>ts and paintings for one
day SO we left the Gallery and returned to School.
Parker, 111 Form.
"FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT"
Recently the editor of a well-known English paper. "John
O'London's Weekly," invited several of the most prominent people in
England to state which was their favourite hymn. The Prince of
Wales' reply, which we here reproduce, should be of interest to all
connected with the school.
S'Jamls's Pa lac c S W
October 2-Jth, 1925
to aelaiowi edtfc the
receipt of your letter of the 2 let
ir.Ftant, which 1 have submitted to
The Prince of ttnles, and am desired
to Inform you
lynra is "Fight the
1 f, <TK^ <x r
. o' London 'o Weekly
A MODERN VERSION OF THE ANCIENT MARINER
I awoke Sunday morning to find the ground covered In a thick layer
of that dry, powder) snow which seems to add an imaginary crispness to
the penetrating cold of zero weather. The only place of warmth in all
my barren little room was under the none too plentiful covers of my
iron bed. This bed was hard and springless, but its warmth meant
heaven Eoi me that cold January morning.
I la) there druglessly comfortable for once in my life, and un-
troubled by that wracking COUgh. In a lazy, listless manner 1 reviewed
the sad events which led up to my present hopeless position.
Born a month after the death of, my poor, artist father, I came into
an atmosphere of nothing hut sorrow, sickness and poverty. Through
all this the dauntless spirit of ray mother shone like the blessed ray of
lighl on a dun-eon floor. 1 remember her hut faintly, she dying when
I was at the early age of six.
1 now realize that from her 1 received everything which became
holy, good and beautiful in my saddened and restricted life. Not alone
from my father's temperamental nature did 1 inherit the overpowering
love for all, things beautiful which I now possess. My mother's golden
heart beat full of the love of God's work and creatures.
She and I were left alone in our only inheritance, a small. dingy
room in an east-side tenement house. After six years of scraping
together enough for two, her gallant heart hurst under the colossal
strain. 1 found her at the foot of the stairs and there 1 sustained the
greatest sorrow of a sad life.
I managed to live through ten years of an absolute Hell, and finally
that dread disease overtook me. 1 had Tuberculosis! From there I
went down and down. 1 had saved quite a sum of money, and now took
to drinking at night, to still the feverish imagination which kept me
from sleep. From there was hut a step to the use of drugs, and every
nighl after a day of labour and of spasmodic, terrible coughing. I would
doze off into the realms of the poppy.
The dreams which came to me in those long sleeps, come only to one
of the highest type of imagination. They were a very torture of
blinding beauty, of swirling, twisting figures, ever changing, ever
fantastic, each picture differing from the other in every detail.
Once, after sleeping lor two days, 1 lost the job to gain which 1
had slaved those ten years. M) drug-weakened condition grew
steadily worse. I was confined to my bed continuously. The popp)
I, rin- my only relief. 1 soon became its slave, 1 loved it.
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1 worshipped it. — it was my God, the only god who had given me any
other than pain and sorrow.
Thus L found myself that Sunday morning. The soft falling snow
and the subdued murmur of traffic which reached me from the bus)
streets below soon lulled me into a light and peaceful doze. I had been
unable to procure drugs for the last two days, from lack of money, and
consequently last night had been a very torture of fear and longing. In
my terrified tossings 1 had crashed my head against the iron cross-bar
of the bed, and was -wept into my first drugless unconsciousness of
week-. \nd now. the following morning 1 lay in a state of peaceful
happiness and content.
\s full consciousness returned I tried to question, to determine
whence this new-found peace. My fleeing, restless thoughts could light on
nothing certain, tangible or true, and deeper thinking only left me more
perplexed, dazed and nearer to my erstwhile, abhorrent self.
From looking on my former cursed and awful habits 1 stared out of
the opened window on the falling snow. I saw it. and 1 blessed, within
my aching heart, the softness and the peace, which slowly eddied, sank
and passed below the sill. I unconsciously thanked a beneticient nature
which rendered man the light of day and thus revealed to him in every
detail the beauty of multitudinous creations.
Then straightway attendant on the thought, like a sign from I leaven
dropping, the church bell from St. Amies peeling forth the call to
morning worship, echoed from wall to wall within my narrow chamber.
Louder still and louder the ringing of that bell crept in and printed on
my barren soul it- message.
All my questions answered, all my fancies stilled, all my being tilled
with knowledge of the Truth and of my Saviour, i slept, and still in
dreams, I seemed to hear the faint, sweet music of a till} lull. 1 saw
again my dirty battered window, but now 'twas clean and white as each
slow-descending flake. My dream seemed centred on that window
which now was bathed in light of bright and phosphorescent hue. A
vision poised upon the sill, ethereal, ghostly, in a -own of shimmering
white, which radiated round about, a light as holy and as bright as ever
man in dream lands realm could view and keep his sight. The face
enshrined in dark-brown locks, was kindly, handsome and a trifle sad.
. of lightest blue, scintillated, glowed, and changed and ever
showed a different phase or depth to the loving soul within. My
imagination's eye was held by the hope, the love-, the -lotions future
promised in those burning orbs.
But as I gazed the picture changed; the eyes became a pathway,
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straighl and narrow, toward which a finger, Service, \
I saw along the path and gazed beyond. I o
much of hectic joy and lasting peace and man's
ortal mind laj bruised and blinded in a Sty
I can hardl) sa) how long I lay thus in a de
1 woke I felt tired and worn out, but intensely c
having sufficiently recovered from my weakened
this same calm and jubilant spirt thai I set out
and teaching to the suffering and misunderstanding sou
te brief second in the great scale of time, on this unhaj
Penned by Alfred W. Savary, on Feb. 1, 1926, Ix
e brief flash
hi my tour (
!ing souls tl
HOW THE OLD SCHOOL STEPS MUST FEEL
How the old school steps must shudder and groan
As they see in the morrow', themselves left alone.
Xo more to do honour to rugby teams neat
Smiling at the camera, in victory, or defeat.
Never more to welcome the thrice welcome guest
Who unexpectedl) gains his holiday request, .
( >r once more their own pale greyness enhance
With gay flitting figures all robed for the dance.
To sa) farewell forever to Prize Day's elect.
To the Upper Sixth student and stalwart Prefect,
( >r opposing elevens in cricket array.
One vanquished, both cheery, at the close of the day;
( >r the cross country winner all weary and spent
\s he sinks in sweet rest on the grass or pavement;
The steps will miss these, with the coining fall
Bui I think more than these, the\ will miss us all.
J. D. M.
Just as the Armistice ended the Great War. so on < Ictober the fifteenth,
epoch-making treaties were adopted at Locarno designed to render im-
possible any re-opening of that Great War. Germany and the Allied
powers approved the text of a security pact outlawing war.
When word of the agreement spread from mouth to mouth like some
wireless flash, this peaceful spot, nestling at the lakeside beneath
towering mountains, seemed to pulsate with the thrill of countli --
multitude- dwelling throughout the world. The British Secretar) of
Foreign Affairs emphasized that no delegation had triumphed n\w
another in the negotiations. The idea launched was that there would
emerge for Europe not a peace imposed, but a peace consented to
The first article of the Pact states: "All contracting parties collectively
and severally guarantee the inviolability of the frontier of Germany and
Belgium, between Germany and Belgium and between Germany and
France, and the observance of the stipulation of the Treaty of Versailles
concerning the demilitarized zones". This clause is an overreaching
provision imposfng absolute obligaton on each of the contractng parties.
1 he subsequent article- (in parti specify the method of carrying oul
tlie understanding, but leave the general guarantee unimpaired.
According to the second article Germany, France, and Belgium agree
to make a breach of tin stipulations regarding the demilitarized zone.
[f on< "i these countries make- a complaint against another to the
League of Nations, and the complaint is upheld by the League, .,11
parties agree t" help the complainant. If the claim i- not upheld bj
the League the matter must be dropped. In this clause there is
allowance made fur legitimate warfare, such a- self-defense.
If war is to be done away with alternatives musl he provided. The
third article of the pact provide- these alternative-. Disputes are to be
handled h\ tribunals entitled to give a decision, their decision being
binding on both parties.
Disputes arising from a clash of political interests, or whi
country, distinctly within its right-, harm- another, go to a conciliator)
jion. It on< power finds the decision of the commission in-
acceptable, the matter i- brought before the League of Nations, whose
i i- absolutel) final.
According to article four, if one of the guarantee powers is satisfied
that the pact has been broken, it ma\ act at once. But in due cours<
tin- League of Nations will look into the matter, and all state- will
bound to comply with tin- League's findings.
In article five it is pointed cut that in case of
Lgue must decide what course is to he la
tracting parties make any move. If the break i<
the guarantee power- musl attack at once.
Article six emphasizes the fact that the Locan
validate am special rights or privileges held 1>\
Treaty of Versailles.
The se\enth article makes clear that the pact is not to undermine in
the slightest the control of power, the authority, or the position of the
I eague of Nations.
Article eight deals with the duration of the pact. 1
cannot he indefinite. As soon as the powers are satisfid
I eague of Nations is strong enough to keep peace, the
In article nine we find that no obligations are placed on the British
Dominions, unless the government of a Dominion wishes to accept these
Article ten is the provision that the pact does not go into force until
( iermany enters the 1 .eague of Nations.
The reduction of the armament burdens of Europe looms as one
of the possible sequences of the pact. It will remain for the individual
nation- under wise statesmanship to make the Locarno Convention the
beginning of a new era in world policies, an era in which the develop-
ment of mutual confidence, and the practice of the sound doctrine of
the general good to mankind will he regarded as the only real
foundation on which the well-being, not only of the world at large, but
of the commonwealths, can securely rest. In an effort to reach this
atmosphere of international good-will, the governments have each at
hand, the League of Nations, an organization that ought to prove of
inestimable value. With Germany a member of the Geneva organization,
everj power on the European continent, with the exception of Russia,
will be pledged to submit disagreements with other nations to its
decisions, and through the strength it will exercise in directing com-
of countries against attempts at aggression, it will he enabled
it leasl to check military ambition and make arbitration instead of war
the rule for the future.
I ►ni thing seems apparent as a result of the agreement arrived at :
the world for a long time will he undisturbed by provocative policies on
the part of militant governments, by sabre-rattling attitudes of am-
rulers. It ha- been heard for perhaps the last time, or at least
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i.ii generations, of metaphorical figures in shining armour read) to
challenge the world to combat.
A genuine hope will inspire the nations that at last the warrior will
divest himself of In- weapons of offense to learn the arts of peace and
that the sword will in reality be turned into a plowshare.
Him/.. Upper Sixth.
A PRAYER FOR CALM REPOSE
Oh Love stoop down and till my lonely breast.
Oh Sleep come down and bid my soul to rest.
( >h blessed Coma come and close my eyes.
Oh Hope descend and lift me to the skies.
Oh quiet Happiness approach and lend me peace
Oh me. from Worldly Discord, soon release.
I need Thee. Rest, to calm my leaping thoughts.
My restless mind, with burning passion, blots
The clean things, from a soul which seeks fur Truth
But cannot find, among the dark Uncouth.
Thus I raise my cry to Thee on high
And bid Thee i if Thou art I to still mj -il: 1
A. W. S.
HOW TO STUDY FOR MATRICULATION
I'he long winter term through which we are now passing is so our
masters tell us, and of course they know — the best time of year for
putting in man) useful hours of stud) in preparation for the dread
matriculation, which they gleefully inform us is only so main- hours,
minutes, and seconds away from us. These calculations are based on
the number of periods of their favourite subject and should never be
Now making due allowance for any of those little exaggerations thai
"in- masters are so fond of there must be some truth in this statement
that the winter term is the best time to study, and if there is, of course,
we must study. That is tlie only way to succeed in life, doing the
right thing at the right time.
And so suppose that one evening half an hour before the end of
Stud) we find ourselves with all our excuses prepared for the next day
md no available magazine to read. This is clearly the time for a little
judicious review of our weak points — of some of them, at any rate —
which is going to help us so much in June. Let us consider the best
wa\ to set about it.
First let us decide what particular part of our work we wish to
review it may be French verbs, or Algebraic formulae, or Esperanto-
then search for the text-book on that subject, and having looked through
the whole pile three times, we will probably remember that we have lent
it to that day-boy, Watsisname, who is going to bring it hack in the
morning. We select another hook at random, find the page that looks
esl and glare at it fixedly for live minutes, bang it down and lose
the place, then try another page, glare for ten minutes, and finally throw
the book on the floor and say unkind things about it. We then take
another book and repeat the performance. \fter two or three hooks
have been ruined in this manner study will he at an end. A half hour of
good solid work like this will do us a world of -nod in |une.
J. I). Macdonald, Upper Sixth.
It was one of those aristocratic gatherings of society's elite, an
intellectual feast presented by artists of long-established reputation.
The press-agents, it is true, were crowded together in their shabby box,
but some of them had even donned stiff collars and accordingly did not
dampen the atmosphere a il had been forecasted.
The scene was the ( Ipera House of Vienna. The grand tier crowded
with a brilliant audience.
Two years previous to the time at which the story occurs the entire
premises had been employed as a "rendez-vous" for mobs of licentious
rioters. Laundrj shops had hem installed in the "Royal box", hut with
months of patience the '•Austrian Guard" had subdued the rebellions
and restored the auditorium to it- former magnificence.
The curtain had descended upon the fourth act of Faust. M. the
i onductor, had been generously applauded and the majority oi the
audience had streamed out into "The Grand Hall".
The eminent Dr. and Mrs. VanVlprigen remain in their -eats and
are conversing with their very dear friends. Baron and Baroness Schultz.
Mi, Baroness is one of those exotic creatures, who either finds things
simply marvellous or perfectly vile. She i- coylj supping a cup of
coffee with her little finger straining its ligament so that Mr-. Vlorigan
may catch hut a glimpse of her new emeralds. "Good heavens! hut
these people are -tupid war profiteers undoubtedly", she
soliloquized thoughtfully to herself and then with bubbling affection to
her companion, "Mj dear, you simply must come; everyone will he there
and it'- all so dead without you. in fact I'm almost bored to distraction
this winter: everything so quiet after the war", and -he turn- about SO
that her friend may get „iore than a glimpse of her new ear rings as
they -wish by. "Stingy old lady", ponders her companion; "they must
have been given to her, she'd never buy them herself, that's certain".
Then in a soft, soothing enquiry, "1 didn't see you at the hall last
evening, cherie", complimenting herself that -he ha- remembered some
of Iter school-girl French. "Why. no!" replies her friend languidly,
"One cannot attend all the social function-", and -he hum- a portion of
the la-t act, showing that -he ha- consulted her Victrola \cr> wisel)
before leaving home and also retorting to her neighbour's query in a
most aggravating "I-only-choose-the-best" manner. Conversation is
dragging, thej are both extremely gratified when the orchestra returns
and strike the opening chords to the la-t scene, . . . thus the) soon pari
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. . such delicious old fools deepl) steeped in the wiles of artificiality.
Bui this is but one phase of intelligence amongst the brilliant assembly.
In the second boxes are the VanHorn's. '•Absolutely charming people",
whispers Mrs. Smith, an American "breaker-into-society", who points
coquettishly with her fan towards their gilded box. "The old man looks
as if he'd much rather be in a stable", grumbles her husband, who wishes
he had gone to the races himself. "( )h. my dear, you are so realistic".
"But truthful", adds her husband, brutally kicking the seat in front.
"Bui Manon. say, have you noticed the old swell in 38?" But even
Mrs. Smith, who is generally wide-awake at all points of gossip, has let
her gaze wander towards the rising curtain.
The "swell' in loge number thirty-eight is truly of the aristocratic
type in countenance, whilst he wears a high frock-coat and stiff shirt
decorated with the flashing silken band of a Vice-Consul, lie bears the
-tamp of tine breeding; there is something sadly forlorn, however,
about hi- shabby suit, the wrinkled vest and wistful gaze. As he stares
out into tin' darkened auditorium what are his thoughts? As he broods
moodily with bead in band his misty gaze does not concern the
picturesque setting to act live. The majesty in the concluding arias, —
these are all lost, muddled, vaguely confused. It was all so different
before, — before what? Before that horrible period of conflict, that
period which turned the world from its peaceful course into a deep mire
of chaos and regeneration.
The opera is concluded, blowers are graciously bestowed on the
fair Marguerite. The Baroness, the Dukes and even the lowly Smiths are
hobnobbing in the "Great Hall" on their way to the street. The Vice-
Consul stares vacantly upon the great throng of profiteers — the get-rich-
quicks, all those people who had been regarded as important only in the
realm of finance and commerce. Now they swarmed everywhere,
inundating society's ranks and the state banks with their sparkling gold.
Money not only talked, it ROARED. The Vice-Consul leaned weakly
against the faded plush of the curtains in his loge. He fancied he could
almost smell the soap-suds in the neighbouring "Royal box". Soon he
was awakened from his siesta 1>\ a -harp poke from the pert young
Fraulein at the door; "Excuse me, but Mr. Turin is a' bit tardy; it's
already long after ten: I must sweep this place out: here's your 'top-
knot'.' and she tossed him his shabby hat with a curt laugh. "What did
this all mean?" In- wondered, quite failing to keep up with the whirl of
modern ways. Why in the "ninetys" .1 pfenig were enough to keep
such a girl contented and at least respectful for an entire season, but
no ' ' and be jammed his hat upon hi- head and wandered out to the
Mm 1. m the dm of traffic and general bustle he heard a sharp
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thin voice behind him. "Yes, that's old Torin, I do believe, what a blue
thin flame he is". "As thin as a giraffe", broke in a young girl, sup-
pressing a gigle. "A bit passe, wouldn't you say. mother?" and they
hurried away towards their waiting ear. The evening breeze ruffled the
old man's hair and swept through the thin cloth of his coat. "Un pen
passe" they had said, what did they mean? — ah. he knew only too well —
be bad been fighting against it tor so long and at last the arrow had
been shot and it had struck hard. They bad probably all EorgOtten
llerr Yon Torin. Vice-Consul to Russia. He was but a flimsy cob-web
in the tickle structure of society.
The rain beats sharply on the leaded window-panes; the streets are
well-nigh deserted and shimmer in the glare of the sickly gas jets. A
few working men or drunks shuffle by him as St. Peter's chimes the
hour of twelve. He at last approaches his tenement. The ball is but
dimly lit and he stumbles upstairs in the darkness. Fran Kerring. his
landlady, bids him a dismal "Good-night" from below, as she closes the
house-door with a crash, wondering why such absent-minded old men are
allowed to live, then returns to her poor husband, complaining in her
cracked monotonous voice till early in the morning.
The quarters are struck and Von Torin timidly opens the lattice in
the room he calls his own. Vague shadows sweep across the dirty wall;
it is so cold and damp that Midden gusts of wind sift in through the
rotten plaster and make the candle flicker, turn to a thin blue flame and
finally be replaced by a smouldering wick. A few moments later the
hall light is snuffed and all is quiet, so quiet and still. As Von Torin
quietly sinks to his couch the Russian Vice-Consul is despisedly for-
gotten, the pomp- of yesterday have indeed vanished and still the phrase
rings in bis ears so tauntingly. SO deep, so cruel. "He is a little passe,
mother". The laugh of scorn that accompanied it bit deeply into his
very soul. The dense fog is fading from his sight and strange beautiful
lights swirl caressingly above his head. The rain patters monotonously
on the pane.
CROWE, Lower Sixth.
HUNTING BOW-LEGGED DEW WORMS
Nov everyone at some time or other in their life, has been hunting,
for lions, tigers and similar gentle creatures in the animal
kingdom, or perhaps the timid rabbit and the wily fox, but few have
experienced the thrill of a lifetime, the hair-raisin-, hi d-curdling
incidents and the hardship and danger which befall those who hunt the
bow legged dew wot m
In the spring of the year 1901 a rumour was abroad that a farmer
living in the Wilds of Moore Park, while driving his cattle through the
bush, had seen a huge snake-like creature devour one of hi- herd in one
gulp. The reptile, if it was such, was covered with long red and white
fur resembling a barber's pole, by its spiral red and white stripes, and
with eyes the size of saucers, one pink and the other a bright purple,
which slid in and out of a heavily armoured head.
This description fitted exactly that of an animal Ion- extinct and the
habits'of which my friend Jack and I had been studying, so needless to
say we set out in quest of this creature. Knowing its habits and the
methods of capturing it. we equipped ourselves with an ostrich feather,
a butterfly net. a small quantity of salt and one saxophone.
When we arrived in the vicinity in which the dew worm had been
seen, we betook ourselves into the branches of two trees and settled
We began to lure our quarry into our hands by first giving three
school yells at intervals, and then playing "Where's My Sweetie Hiding",
on the. Sax. with the chorus of "It Ainta Gonna Rain No More", which
has proved to he the greatest factor in attracting the dew worms, and
having finished our ceremonies we awaited our prev.
Soon drawn to the place by the soothing sounds, the worm came
gliding forth. Now was the time for action; signalling Jack to play
again to attract its attention, I slid down the tree to a spot just behind
the dew worm; then, crawling on my hands and knees 1 drew closer and
quickly sprinkled some salt on its tail, which immediately became
paralyzed. Next I drew out my ostrich feather and creeping near
began to tickle its chin so vigorously that the creature hurst into guffaws
While peals of laughter ran- through the forest, the worm, weak and
exhausted from its merriment, rolled over, quite helpless. We fixed a
ring in its nose before it had recovered, and led it triumphantly home.
on in the same year we caught another but much more
valuable worm, valuable because of its knock-knees as well as how-
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leys and iis bright pink eves. The species with the pink eyes and
marcelled chin-whiskers are the more valuable. In these days of
curling-tongs, however, it is very hard to detect whether this kind is a
counterfeit, a- the poachers capture the worms and drop red ink into
their eyes with an eye-dropper and with the aid of a pair of curling-
tongs transform them into more valuable looking specimens.
There is still another species which dwells in the inland lakes or
seas, and ma) he caught on a very warm day in the mid-summer if you
procure a large auger and go to a part of the lakeshore shaded
with over-hanging trees and bore a large hole in the water, and drop
in a baited line. In a few moments you will notice a heavy swirling in
the depths and then with a dash the dew worm charges for the bait and
immediate!) places itself outside the bait and two or three yards of line.
but in doing so is caught neatly in the hole you have just made.
Making sure that your prey has expired you may climb down and bear
away your prize.
One of the most interesting of its kind is the worm which inhabits
the hilly regions and has developed four spindl) legs, the two on the
right side being shorter than those on the left, enabling it to pour itself
over the hills or mounds without falling over, and also when going
around curves at terrific speeds it ignores banked turns, as it is able to
lean over without fear of tipping.
Of all the different kinds, only the water species still exists, and
although rarely seen you max- read occasionally of the appearance of n
•iranv sea-serpent in some inland sea. but few know the truth of this
queer and prehistoric creature.
Tx. f.. B \RBER, V.A.
The -olden daisies in the field
I (. the azure sky their beaut) \ ield,
And the great tall trees upon 'be hills
ill. winter's chills.
As inevitably, I may mention
(Js poor lads can't dodge detention.
I. I). Mel.! \\ \x
RISE OF THE TENOR BANJO
i »ne of the most remarkable events in the history of the musical
world, has been the growth of the Tenor Banjo. Although little more
than ten years old, it lias developed into a husky youngster, growing
bigger and stronger with such rapidity that its popularity seems insured
for all time, because il has reached a stage which must be considered
more than a fad: it has become a permanent fixture.
I he amazing response of musicians to its usefulness is in direct
contrast to their former indifferent attitude towards other banjo
instruments. Violinists, pianists, cornetists, cello players and various
members ol the every-day orchestra have succumbed to the charm of
thi renor Banjo. In the dance halls it is recognized as a necessity, in
and cabaret it- drawing power is unequalled, and in the home
ii sets the young people's toes wiggling, and makes the old man smile
11 get his business troubles.
Although new in the manner of work it does, the tenor's origin is of
noble lineage, for it is really a banjo tuned like a viola, the instrument
that takes the tenor part in a violin orchestra. It might, in fact, be
quite properly called a Viola Banjo. The left-hand fingering resembles
viola methods, hut the right-hand, using a pock or. to give it the musical
term, plectrum, instead of a how, gives the instrument that characteristic
banjo tone. In this lies the cause of the Tenor Banjo's power and in-
fluence in creating popularity. The masses have long demanded a tone
which, while being musical and rhythmical, possesses a snap and twang
that keeps abreast of this speedy age. They got it in the tenor, and
immediately took hold of it for their own use as a safe way to give
stability to their enthusiasm.
lint there are additional reasons for the tenor's quick jump into
prominence. It is easy to play, it may he used as a melodic or harmonic
instrument; it adjusts itself to the score of the violin, viola or violin-
cello and in a pinch can deliver a good part from a piano score. An
explanation of this extraordinary range can he traced to the fact that
its music is written in the treble clef.
for solo work the Tenor Banjo ha- man} good point- which appeal
t<. the fastidious musician, quite a number of expert performers using
it for the stage and conceit platform.
In the orchestra il ha- become more firmly established, not only as
an instrument fur playing chords, hut also for playing leading parts
along with the violin. for the young student who wishes to stud}
rid Income a player quickly, then i- scarcely any other instrument
that will hold hi- attention better than the Tenor Banjo.
I'l RCIVAL, IV.A.
DOGS AND MAIL
Everywhere in this world there are domesticated dogs, but few ever
receive the opportunity to show their masters or mistresses the genuine
faithfulness that is evident in every canine creature.
The most convincing way to prove a dog's trustworthiness is bj
relating a true incident. Therefore. I am going to narrate to you a
true account, dealing with a black and white mongrel that was lead-do,^
on a mail team plying between Sault Ste. Marie and Burke's Head-
quarters. It was this dog that thrilled the north country with its
phenominal running, hack in 1886.
For four long hour-. Whoop and Driver had been guiding his team
over the regular trail. A good frost the night before had formed a
crust on the snow and consequently the mocassined feet of the dogs
sped phantom-like acro>s the white open spaces.
At exactly four o'clock he drew hi- team to a standstill on Big i'.a>
Point. Whoop and Driver looked out over the twenty-eight mile- of
frozen water that lay between him and his destination. Providing he
left the trail and took the ice he could cover the remaining miles in a
little over three hours, although, Watch, hi- first dog, had coaxed the
others over the last two hundred mile- with no little exertion to himself.
Would he take the chance?
It was quite evident that a storm was gathering, however, he thought
he would he able to reach land before the tempest began. Stroking
Watch with buck-skin clad hand he asked. "Can we make- it pard?" A
>witch of the dog's tail was answer enough for the lad who knew dogs.
He inspected the mail -trap-; took the dog's -hoe- off. for they do not
need them on clean ice. before taking hi- Stand at the rear of the sled.
Then, as if speaking to one of human intelligence, he said. "Make 'em
step boy!" They had not been out an hour when the storm commenced,
with violent hurst- of rage the uncontrolable wind swept across the ice-
covered hay in merciless fury, carrying with it a blinding -now.
Though, unlike him. Whoop and Driver, lost all sense of direction
for nearly an hour he allowed Watch to battle on into the driving
wind, unguided. All in a moment he perceived u to be becoming
stifling cold. It was penetrating hi- thick clothing; he felt he h
In- strength. Stepping off the -I'd in order to run and warm :
he stumbled and fell. Striking hi- head on the wind-swept ice. he was
rendered unconscious. Watch went on. quite unaware of tin
until glancing hack, he found hi- master was nowhere to be 5i
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waited for a considerable time, then turning the train about, he re-
traced his steps in the still form of his owner.
He licked the partly uncovered car of the man. until one of Whoop
and Driver's hands found its wa) to the dog's warm pelt. Partly dazed,
he scrambled to his knee-, but finding himself entirely too weak to gain
his feet, he crawled to the sleigh and pulled himself onto the mail.
With considerable trouble he managed to draw his bear-robe about him.
the mail-man struggled against the thick veil of unconsciousness
that was enveloping his chilled body. A moment later he lay still.
It was in such a condition that his frozen, nearly lifeless body was
found next morning by the Factor in headquarters.
Watch, ,-izing up the situation, had followed their scent back to
Big Ba) Point, and thence along the old shore trail, he knew so well,
into Burke's Post.
Now, such a deed as this performed by man would command
universal attention, and the one involved would, no doubt, receive a
medal for heroism. But, where a mere dog is a man's deliverer, it is
taken as an everyday occurrence, except in motion pictures.
Concluding, I want to say that it is widely known that no pet nor
friend is as faithful as a dog. He is the most unselfish earthly com-
panion in love and loyalty that man has ever known. But. animal-like,
will cat the last traces of food from a starving master. Excepting this
one failing a dog is a man's truest friend.
Geokok Vivian, Jr. V.B.
We arc again able to look back upon a highlj successful season
For the second year in succession we reached the semi-finals of the
O.H.A. with a team much younger and lighter than the average junior
team. Credit for their achievement should go in the first place to our
old boy' coach, Harry Watson, and to him the heartfell thank- of the
team and the whole School go out: we should also like to congratulate
him upon his coaching of the Parkdale teams to an equally advanced
stage of the < ).H.A. race.
A full account of all the < ).H.A. games will be found below, but the
season might be briefly reviewed as follows.
Iii the S.P.A. series we were drawn against the strong Toronto
Canoe Club team and were eliminated by a score of 3 — 2; however, the
game showed that we again had ver\ promising material and all the
players gave a good account of themselves. In the Prep. School Croup
IT.C.C. seemed to be the strongest on paper, but they did not quite come
up to expectations and the real Struggle Came between St.
College and ourselves; we lost our first game to them, and this made
our eventual victory the more creditable, in the pla) of] games we
found ( ishawa. our first opponents, fairly easy, but Newmarket were
a differenl proposition, and we bad to overcome a two-goal lead to win
out. We were eliminated by Owen Sound in the finals, and thej w< re ..
well-balanced, more experienced team, led by our old friend 'Patsy'
Callighen: although we did have bad luck in the game at Owen
Sound and should not have broughl back Mich a hcav\ deficit, we all
agree that the better team won. We also played a gam
School. Buffalo, which we won 4— ,v
The other School team- also performed creditabh and showed that
there will be no lack of championship material in the near future
fuveniles were -econd in theii TILL, group, w!
both the Midget
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uhl Bantams tied for first place and were only eliminated in the play-off
Mi, Lower School also defeated both T.C.S. and (J.C.C. in
[ether it was an excellent season, with both teams and sup-
: imum of pleasure and enjoyment.
ROSS MILLER, Cs
The first team won their opening game in the Prep. School Group
when they defeated (J.C.C. 3—2. The game was as close as the score
with victory for either side in doubt until the final bell. The
combination was fairly good but over-anxiety on both trams robbed
them hi" many opportunities to score. Seagram was the star of the game.
Mis two goals in the second period were well earned, both going into
the corner of the net. Little, in goal for U.C.C., played a great game.
I If stopped many difficult shots and the one that beat him in the last
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period was not through any fault of his as it went clean through the
defence and he did not see it until it bad hit the net. Mercer, Lough
and Whitehead -tarred for us. the three of them scoring. Whitehead
surprised everyone by his brilliant rushing. Most of the time he would
end Up near the U.C.C. net. only to he outguessed h> Little. Hi- goal
in the last period was the result of a swerving rush from hi- -
and after passing the forwards he drove the puck into the corner of the
net for the winning goal. Dunn- the first period neither team were
able to -core. On many occasions th< forwards broke away for what
looked like sure goals, but they missed the open net every time
not until the second period that we scored our first goal, Mercer
lifting the puck into the net from the midst of a wild scramble. Then
Lough, after stick-handling his way through the whole tean
1 ittle out, and brought our -core to 2. U.C.C, realizing that they hadn't
-cured, put Seagram on, who made hi- presence known 1>\ running in
Is in quick succession, making the -core tie. I
minutes provided plentj of excitement. Play was fast. Whenever
Seagram or Whitehead rushed the crowd stood up, for do nol
ere the -tar- of the game However, Whitehead settled the
situation by scoring the winning counter. U.C.C. came back strongly but
with onlj five minutes left, and S.A.I pla •••< defence, they
ted to score.
1 .ine-up :
U.C.C— Goal, 1. ittle; defence. Wilton and Stewart ; centre. -
wings, Darke and Doherty; subs, Henderson and Baker.
S.A.C- Goal, Hunnissett; defence. Carrick and Whitehead; centre,
wings, Miller and < areless; subs, Lough, Lovering and Wilson.
S. \X. vs. S.M.C.
i Mir nexi game wa- agam-I St. Michael'- ( oik g . and W< W>
an unexpected heating. The St. Michael', squad proved to be a East and
clever team and the) romped right through for a well-earned victor)
[l-vine and I (mining were the feature Stars for the winner-, the latter
-coring three goal-. These two players made life misei
forward-. They checked hard and broke awaj fast and when they came
near um net they let the puck go with speed and accuracy. I i
Mercer were prominent for US. Mereer'- poke-check and Lough's
stick-handling wen- prett) to see. During the dying moment's of the
ough tallied on an individual play when the enure St. Mike's
team were around him. Dunning opened the -coring when he took a
pass from Poupore. Immediately after th ough evened the
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counl "ii a neal bil of stick-handling to go through the St. Mike'- team
and push the puck into the net. Play was even until Irvine, the
brilliant defence man, put his tram in the lead before the intermission.
I In- one-goal lead seemed to be the undoing of the tram, for they had
nol been on the ice ten minutes before S.M.C. scored three goals in
quick succession. I >ur tram could not do anything and before the
nded St. Mike's added two more to make a grand total of seven.
In the last period we improved a little, and if nothing else we kept them
from scoring. The fast pace began to tell and the game slowed up
ililv. This encouraged our boys, who counted for two more
before the game ended, making the final score 7 — 3.
St. Mike's Goal, Moran; defence. Irvine. Regan; centre. Poupore;
wings, Conacher, Dunning; subs, Robsinger, Tierney.
S. \.C Maclean for Careless, otherwise the same.
S.A.C. vs. IM S
Notwithstanding the defeat that we suffered at the hands of St.
.Michael's, the team came right hack and showed the Bloor Street
youngsters that we meant business b) defeating them (> — 1. This put
them out of the running for the group title. U.T.S. have been most
unfortunate this year in the fact that every team that they have been so
unlucky to have met have scored three goals against them before they
realized what they were out there for. Their ineffectiveness in the
early part of the contests wrecked their chances, even if they did play
cleverly after handicapping themselves. By this win we moved to
second place, and if the team play the same brand of hockey in their
remaining games the) won't find much difficulty in winning the group.
Clean play dominated an interesting struggle. The team had speed to
bin n. and they skated away from their opponents on mam exciting goal-
I lad the U.T.S. defence, however, shown strength the score would
have been closer. Mercer was the best man on the ice. He seemed
to glide away from the checkers without undue effort. Mercer, how-
recei i ! good support from his team-mates on the front line.
Miller, hovering and Careless being prominent. Whitehead and Carrick
teamed well on the defence, both of them doing some great checking,
while Whitehead's rushes were always dangerous. The first period was
an unlucky one for U.T.S, S.A.C. running in three goals before ten
minutes had elapsed. After that the) settle,! down, and led by Captain
Joe Cook, the) played much better hockey. In the second period they
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managed to -core on a neat bit of combination, while St. Andrew's
increased their lead to five. The last twenty minutes were fast and
furious, with U.T.S. trying to get back some of their lost prestige; but
hej would, they could not get past Hunnisett. Just before the
bell ran- for the end Mercer added another, making our total six.
U.T.S.— Goal, Spence; defence, Northam and Ferguson; centre.
Cook; wings, Park and Morse; subs, Chute and Stephenson.
S. Nl.C— The >ame as first game.
Referee. Ernie Parkes.
S.A.C. vs. U.C.C.
After our first game with Upper Canada, which we won by onh
it looked as if we would have to be at our best to defeat
them a second time. Their team had improved a .ureal deal, and with
the addition of Bagshaw, an interesting game was anticipated. V\v
game was fast and clean, with ver) few penalties being imposed. The
first period was a repetition of the last one. neither tram SCOrin
gram and the rest of his puck-chasers found it hard to get past the
S.A.C. defence, and they ended up by shooting from outside. However,
in the second period Seagram -cored the first goal on a lone effort. The
puck was travelling low and fast. Not many goalkeepers could have
Stopped it. < >ur team demonstrated their skill of the noble game b\
tying the count a few minutes after on a pas- from Mercer to l ovei
ing. Then the boys began to open up, and the forward- rained shot
after shot on the U.C.C. net. Little showed that he was right on the
job In Stopping then. all. The last period was full of ex.
because Carrick scored his first goal in O.H.A. hockey, and
ised to see him do it against our old rival-. The other scorer
were Lovering, Whitehead and Careless, the former scoring two.
Stewart put U.C.C. in the lead on a shot from outside tl
S.A.C. scored right after on a shot from Lovering's stick, making it two
all. S.A.C. kept up their relentless attack, and by well engineered plays
they added three more to their total.
Seagram was again outstanding for U.C.C, his bullet-like -hot
threatening our goal tune after time. Stewart and Dohertj also played
well for them.
Lovering, Whitehead and Careless were the feature p
game. The three skated at top speed, and were equallj effective on the
attack and on the defence.
l.'ne-up: The same a- la-t time.
Referee- Connie SmUhe.
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S. \.C. vs. S.M.C.
St. Michael's College Juniors were heavy favourites to repeat their
victor) over us, as in our last encounter the) handed us a 7 -3 defeat.
However, after the battle was over, opinion changed, and we were
favoured to win the group championship. The team out-skated and
out-played the Joseph Street youngsters by their clever stick-
handling and combination. The previous day Saint Michael's had
played U.T.S. to a ninety minute tie, and they plainly showed the effects
of this setback. There can be no doubt left in the minds of the
spectators as to which is the better team, for S.A.C. won on their
merits. I'hc\ came hack to defeat a team that had once beaten them by
a large score, and that alone is enough to indicate that we showed more
spirit. Mercer, Miller and Whitehead did exceptionally tine work.
Mercer's poke-check was working to perfection, and time and again he
broke up the S.M.C. rushes at mid-ice. Miller on right wing skated
mik-. his back-checking being very effective. Irvine, Poupore and
Dunning were their best performers. I'oupore tried hard to put his
team in the lead, hut in Mercer he found a hard man to pass. Not
much can he said about the game. It was 2 to 1 at the end of the
(irsl intermission and 4 to 1 at the end of the second. This plainly
showed that S.A.C. were far superior and earned the victory. The good
work of Moran in goal kept us from scoring more than one goal in the
lasl session. I'oupore counted for St. Mike's.
The line-up is the same as in the last game.
S.A.C. vs. U.T.S.
In defeating U.T.S. by 7 — 3, we practically cinched our group,
and the onl) obstacle that remained was for Upper Canada to take a
v ii nut n\ Saint Michael's, which they did. thus preventing a tie.
U.T.S. played their best hockey of the season; this may have been due
tu the fact that they ha<l nothing to lose and something to gain if
feated us. They rushed untiringly, and checked with such per-
iistenc) that for a time in the second period they had a large margin
of the play. Spence in goal was the star of the game. He stopped
all angles, and on several occasions he did the splits, much
Up tin- amusement of the fans. Omitting the game that we lost to Saint
Michael's. St. Andrew's played her worst hockey of the season. The
team lacked spirit and tight, and it was fortunate for us that we weren't
gainst another team in the group, or else we would have been
put out of the running. Lough and Careless, our two substitutes, did
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the bulk of the work. They both skated at top-speed, and were r<
for their effort- by a goal.
Referee — Frank Sullivan.
S.A.C. line-up as before.
S.A.C. vs. < >SH WYA
In the first round of the Junior O.H.A. we were scheduled to play
( Ishawa. The game was played on a long but narrow rink, and this
tended to make the game a close-checking one. However, n did nol
hinder the speed of either team. and. if anything, it gave the advantage
to our players. Our forwards skated around the (ishawa defi
will, and gave goalkeeper Leveque a busy evening, (ishawa plainly-
showed that they have not had much experience, and were evidently
ill a group with minor teams. Their tour goals were well earned, and
maybe 'they deserved more, for once they got near the net they worked
fast; but outside of that they were a disorganized team. On the
defensive they were very weak, and found it difficult to stop the well-
engineered S.A.C. plays. The whole S.A.C. team did well, with
probably Miller and Lovering outstanding. Miller scored four and
Lovering three goals. Hunnisett turned in a stead) game in goal. He
stopped many hard shots, and when scrambles occurred in fronl oi th>
net he cleared very quickly. During 'the first twenty minute- tl
was 2—1. The ( Ishawa rooter- had the notion that they were going to
hand us a licking, hut this" notion was short-lived, for tl
7—3 at the end of the second session; and when the end of the massacre
came, much to the delight of the rooters, we had amas
total of 12 goal- to their 4.
Oshawa— Goal, Leveque; defence. Harrington, I. owe; centre. Black;
wings. Rowden. VV. Conlin ; subs', Spanton, D. G
S.A.C. — Same as last game.
S.A.C. vs. < )S1 1 AW \
Oshawa came to Toronto to play their return game with us, and
lost 6 2, and the round bj 18 6 The game was a listless affa
S.A.C. showing an occasional flash of good hockey. ' (
times there was little over which to enthuse. < >n the larger ice surface
Oshawa were at a loss, and had not the ability, although the} tried
ough. Dick Conlin and Harringto
om ing in the lasl period. Harrington was about the best of the
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visitors; he is a fairly fast skater and lias a good shot. Whitehead,
Carrick, Miller and Mercer wire our best. Whitehead featured in a
numbei of brillianl rushes, which threatened the Oshawa nel at times.
Miller, Mercer and Lovering combined throughout the game to good
advantage. Wilson gol his first chance to get into the game when he
relieved Hunnisett in the last period. The team didn't extend them-
selves, ur else the score might have looked something like the Russian
debt. [wo goals in the first, three in the second, and one in the last
was the way the score went. Whitehead. Mercer, Miller, Lovering and
Careless figuring in the counting.
Referee — "] >oc" Deans.
Maclean played for Lough in this game.
S.A.C. vs. NEWMARKET
( )n Friday, February 19th, the team went to Newmarket to plaj
them in the third round of the Junior O.H.A. Unaccustomed as our
team were to the rink, they did mighty well to keep the score so low.
The hoard- were springy, and when the puck was shot against them it
would rebound very quickly. This caused us to lose the puck on many
occasions when near their net. It seemed to he our luck to go through
the first period scoreless. Newmarket skated rings around us, hut it was
Hunnisett who always saved the situation. He played brilliantly, and
thi low -core is mainly due to his hue work. In the second period
l'errault scored on a pass from in front of the net. This did not upset
our players, for they got right down to hard work and kept Newmarket
on the defensive for the rest of the period. As I said before. Hunnisett
had been playing a marvellous 'game, and as ill-luck would have it, the
only time he took hi- eyes off the puck during the game was when
Townsley shot from mid-ice, putting the puck in the upper corner ol
the net. That might have been called a lucky one. Newmarket have a
fast team and a good goalkeeper. Their victory was well earned, and
we can afford no excuse.
I'cnault and Townsley were outstanding for Newmarket, while
Mfercer and Whitehead were best for S.A.C.
I .iiir-up :
Newmarket — Goal. Corbett; defence, Thorns, l'errault; centre.
Townsley : wings, Murray and Marshall: suhs. Thorns and driven.
S. \.(\ 1 he -aim-.
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S K.C. vs. NEWMARKET
The return game with Newmarket was one of the fastest junior
fixture^ seen at the Arena this year. We emerged the victors b) a score
f 5 — 1. and the round 5 — 3. Newmarket started the game with a two-
goal lead and a lot of confidence, but all this vanished after playing
sixty minutes of thrilling hockey. On the forward line the visitors kept
pace with the fastest, and Townsley, their centre man. was the fleetest
of them all. He was the best man on the New market team. V\
led the way for us. 'The duel between them was the feature of the
Came, and the Newmarket roared themselves hoarse when Townsk)
tricked Whitehead and put the teams on even terms on the round
midway in the second period. Whitehead, however, scoi
and thus doubled the count on the Newmarket star.
Whitehead teamed perfectly together, and they had a lot to do with
Newmarket's failure to get in close for shots. ROSS Miller opened the
scoring two minutes after the game began. I arrick had carried the
,,,n his own defence and passed to Lovering, whose -
stopped; but goalkeeper Corbett stumbled, and Miller scored into an
empty net when the puck rebounded. Three minutes later Wl
weaved his way past most of the visitors, and then cooll) drilled the
rubber into the net. For th( od a great rush and an equally
great shot by Whitehead put us in the lead eight minutes alter the
opened, but that only spurred the visitors i termined
efforts, and in one minute Townsley went around Whitehead and drove
the puck into the n< t. I ownsley did his I
but was checked closely. Neither nam. however, was able to
register again, although the pace was lightning fast and the sho
and numerous. Three minutes had elapsed in the last period when
Mercer passed to Miller, and the latter shooting from the wii
Corbett with a perfect drive. Newmarket had plentj of opportunities
to score, but they couldn't pass the defence, and am si„, t s th
headed for the net were taken care of by Hunnisett, who played his
best game of the season I wo minutes before the game ended,
combined with Whitehead to score the winning coal.
Line-up the same.
Referee--. M. I. Rodden.
5.A.C. vs. OWEN S< TNI)
i i„- first came of the l 'wen Sound I e semi-final
, suited in a 7- 3 victory for the Greys. It was
from the first face-off. Owen Soui "' start in the
if the pi;
it the best
ddle of t
bv a hard
rt of the
ribs, and Wilson
his pla 3
Un to r-
a two in
Before the pe
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first period. They had fully fifty per cent.
in the scoring line were against them. (
either. Hunnisett had been injured in the m
drive which caught him in an unprotected p;
was substituted, but there was nothing wro
tunatel) in the second period Whitehead got
during that time the Greys ran in three goals
McDougall made it four. BastendorfFs goals were scored within a
period of sixty seconds. The first was on a pass from Callighen, the
second was a solo effort, and for the third he took another pass from
n. The third period had been going three minutes when
McDougall again went around the defence to beat Hunnisett on
Lander's pass. The sixth goal went to Lauder, and the seventh to
Gregg. Miller was the outstanding player on our team. His two
the first and the single counter in the last session were well
earned. .Mercer showed great generalship all evening, and his poke
check was so insistent that it took nearly half the game for the Greys
to realize that they could not get away from him without a genuine
struggle. I.ovcring. Careless and Lough fitted in well and were used
Owen Sound — Goal. Smith; defence. Callighen and Randle; centre,
McDougall; wings, Gregg and Lauder; subs. Bastendorff and Markle.
SAL. -The same.
Referee— Harold Mitchell.
S.A.C. vs. OWEN SOUND
Playing against a four -<.al lead, the team battled pluckily, but the
smooth working combination of the speedy Owen Sound team protected
the lead won in the first game. The score of the game was 3 — 2, but
ill-luck followed in our footsteps when Hunnisett accidentally knocked
the puck into the net after he had skated out to clear. Owen Sound
got all their goals in the first period, leading when the first intermission
arrived by 3 to 1. We scored our first goal when Mercer and Miller
combined on a pretty rush, the latter flipping the puck into the net.
Our other goal was the result of a brilliant rush by Lovering, who
skated through the whole team, drew Smith out, and pushed the rubber
into ill'' net. Owen Sound got their first goal ten minutes after the
game began, when Randle batted in the rebound off Bastendorff's stick.
Their last counter came after a line piece of work by Bastendorff, who.
taking a pass from McDougall, feinted a shot along the ice, and when
toved out to block it he flipped it by him into the net.
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"Patsy" Callighen did fine work on the defence, while his rushes were
always dangerous. Although he did not score against his old team-
mates, he managed to figure in four of the goals, giving thi
Whitehead and Mercer shone for S.A.C. Mercer did not gel a goal,
but on his night's performance he deserved two Or three. Miller and
Lovering also played well.
Referee— Harold Mitchell.
Miller, "Ross" — right wing. A very popular and capable captain who
set a fine example for his team-mates. Played exceptionally fine hockey
in the ( »wen Sound games, being the onlj player on our team to
Mercer, "Mucker"— centre. The steadiest check on the team.
Worked untiringly all season, and his unselfishness in passing the puck
made it possible for the forward line to combine so well.
Carrick, "Ooks"— left defence. Surprised everyone by his -peed
and ability to rush. His total number of goals might have been larger
if his shooting had been more accurate.
Whitehead. "Red" right defence. B) our admission we consider
him the best defence man in the "Prep." school group. A fast and
beautiful skater with a wicked shot, lie and Carrick teamed well on
the defence all season.
Lovering, "Bill" — left win-'. Shared the scoring honour- with.
Miller. A dangerous shot and possessed of plenty of speed. Closed
the season with a brilliant individual goal through the whol
E-Iunnisett, "Reefy"— -oak Although a little shaky in tl
Of the season, he improved rapidl) and was an important factor m all
our later victories. We hope to have hint with us next year.
Careless, "Den"— sub. An ideal substitute, who played hard and
pestered the opposing wings relenltessly. A clever stick handler.
Lough, "Doug"— sub. Shared the centre honours with a hook check
which was as baffling as Mercer's poke. \ brilliant stick-handler, who
figured in some very prettj gi
Wilson, "Hugh"— sub goal. Did not haw i mities to
ml his daily attendances at practices and his willingness to do
everything he could, hi Iped to i n at a fit i pit ' at 01 players.
MacLean 1 also played as a substitute in two or three games, and
showed to good advantage. The management of the team was abl)
to D) Bl at d Lentz, to whom thank- are Aw foi their
never-failing compel. ■ iness.
\t the beginning
;. but earl
i the season the Juveniles promised to be a very
in tlif group they were greatly weakened by the
loss (if McLean 1. who was used as a substitute on the First Team, tints
disqualifying him from Juvenile Hockey. McLean was a brilliant
centre ami one of the hardest workers mi tin- tram, and be was greatly
missed throughout theseason. The team was ably coached by Mr.
Stone, wlui gave up much of his valuable J- time.
Moff. Dunlap, who piloted tin- team mosl of tin- season, was elected
Captain, and his brilliant unselfish play at left wing was a large factor
in '.be team's SUCCeSS.
Theifirst game of the season was with Weston, which the Juveniles
won b) the score of 6 2. after a very bard and rough game.
The return game with Weston was played in zero weather, and it
was a listless affair which Weston won by the score of 2 — 1.
[J.T.S defeated us in our next game mi our own ice. by a score of
2 1. Fisher getting our only counter.
\fter this I'.- the fuveniles rallied and defeated St. Michael's in a
ST. ANDREW'S COLLEGE REVIEW 45
hard foughl struggle b) a scon of 1 -0. Smith being the outstanding
player on our team.
In the return game with St. Michael's we came out on the loi
of a 5 — score. Dunlap starred in this game, playing h
of the season.
The final game of the season was with U.T.S., at Aura Lee, which
we won by a score of 2—0. Banfield and Dunlap being the besl men
on the ice.
This put the Juveniles in second place, and as U.T.S. onlj lost oni
game through the season, we were eliminated from the pla) o
The following were granted colours— Dunlap II (Captain), Smith.
Fisher, banfield, Sprott I, Horsfall II. Dennis, Hulbig, Binns, McLean I.
Dunlap II.— "Moff," Captain, went strong tins year, and was
always able to mix things up. His powerful shot from left wing
Smith— "Tony" is a real goal-getter, and playing centre was a good
addition to our forward hue this year. We are glad to welcome
him to S.A.C. hockey.
Fisher.— "Doug" always played a steady game whether at defence or
on the forward line.
Sprott I.— Playing defence for the most part with an occasional period
on the forward line, "Hubert" was indispensible.
Banfield - Hal played well at defence ever) game, and says suburban
teams can't scare him.
I [orsi i i II. Ross played in nearly every game and was effective with
his right-hand shot.
Dennis— "Harv" was a real relief player, and did much to help the team
hold its own.
M U law [.—George— always good at centre wa onl) with us part
of the season, as the First Team used him.
Hulbig— Sid, our regular goalie, wa- "there" this season, and will see
the ( >.II. V before he is much older.
Binns— Our sub-goalie, -hows great promise, and should be a First
Team puck -topper another year.
This year's Midgets were a well balanced team and under the able
coaching of Mr. Ramsay the) improved greatl) as the season advanced.
Each player played good hockey and gave his best througho
ST. ANDREWS COL] EGE RE\ II.W
season. The team, although it did not win its group, brought to the fore
omising young players whom we hope to see on our First Team
j n the near future. Broome was elected captain, and his fine leadership
The rirsl gai I the season was with De La Salic on our own ice.
The score was a tie, 1-1. after 20 minutes overtime. Stronach getting
the lone count
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The next game we lost to St. Michael's by a score of 5 — 3. Young
]>la_\ ing brilliant hockey.
In the third game of the group St. Andrew's defeated De La Salle
on our own ice by a score of 3 — 0, Murphy being the outstanding
player, 51 oi ing 2 1 A oui 3 goals.
Two days later we played De La Salle at L'ttle Vic Rink, and
gained another victory in 10 minutes' overtime, .Murphy scoring the
winning goal. The return game with St. Michael's resulted in a win
for St. Andrew's, by the score of 3 — 0. This victory tied up the group
between St. Michael's and St. Andrew's, which teams played-oft
;roup at the Rosedale Rink. This game we lost by a score of
US being eliminated from the championship play-offs.
ST. ANDREW'S COLLEGE REVIEW 4/
After the group games had been played the Midgets journeyed to
Port Hope to play a team from T.C.S., with whom they tied, the score
being 4 — 4.
Broome (Capt), Left Dinner. Played a strong, steady game all
season; a speedy skater and good stick-handler.
Hannam, Goal. Has improved greatl) this season and al tii e<
Murphy, Right Defence.— One of the hardest worket
very aggressive, bul has difficult) in controlling his shot.
A very tricky playi handler, plays
on well but could improve his shooting.
Yo\ ■,■,. Right Wing. Shoots well, but a little slow in b
Savary, Left Wing.— Played his best hockey early in the season, a
iter and stick-handler.
Robinson, Sub.— < me of the fastest skaters on the team, a goi
Armstrong, Sub.— Showed great improvement during the season, a
Had very little opportunity to play, but
acquitted himself well whenever called upon.
This year's Bantams, under the able coaching of Mr. Widdrington,
improvement as th< season progressed and pla
hockey, using -nappy combination on the offensive and hard cl
defence. Strathy, the large defence man. was elected captain,
and led hi- team through many gruelling struggles, setting a fine example
for the rest of the team.
The first gaim o th< - ason was with St. Michael's i
Michael's ice, St. Andrew's winning by a score o don, Mc-
Lean, Rhynas and Edmonds scoring our goals.
The next game was with I M.S. on our own ice, the Bantams
winning a second victory by a -eon- of 4 — 1.
The return game with St. Michael's was a hard fought struggle,
with St. Andrew's coming out on top with a sco McLean
and Edmonds scored the goals and were the outstanding Mar- of the
The fourth game, at Aura Lee with I .T.S., ind fast,
St. Andrew'- winning by a 2 I scot ' nd Edmonds d<
s r. \\HKKW> H
The firsl game with De La Salic was played at Little Vic Rink, St.
Andrew's winning after ten minutes' overtime. McLean and Strath}
showed up well in this
hi the seventh game De La Salic proved a little too much for the
Bantams, defeating them by a score of 1 — 0.
The Bantams, in the third game with St. Michael's, took them into
camp b) a score of 4—0. Strathy, McLean and Edmonds scoring the
idr. St. Andrew's. In the return game with St. Michael's the
Bantams again defeated them 3 — 1 after twenty minutes' overtime. This
W =f J fe eat " ^ ¥
was the best name of the season, Edmonds starred, scoring the 3 for
S. \ ('
The tenth game of the season, at Little Vic, against De La Salle.
resulted in a scoreless tie.
The play-off between St. Andrew's and De La Salle at Kavina for
group honours, passed to De La Salle, who won the game 4 — 3.
With the exception of the first game against St. Michael's B. all
these group games were interesting contests. We finished the group, tied
for premier honours with De La/Salle, both teams having lost but one
game, and that to each other.
ST. ANDREWS COLLEGE REVIEW 4»
In the play-off games we were seriously handicapped by th< h
Gordon and Cosgrave, who were both on the sick list; the team played
good hockey and would probably have won if they had been ai full
strength. We played one exhibition same with T.C.S. Little Side; Lash,
for T.C.S.. was outstanding, being very strong and speedy, ami scoring
5 goals; apart from him the teams were very evenly matched; the final
score was 7 — 2. with Gordon and Edmonds supplying our goals.
Stkathv. "Ed.". Left Defence. Has proved a very good captain
and leader this season. Very steady on the defence and his rushing
improved immensely as the season went on.
Gordon I, "George", Left Wing. The fastesl skater mi the
team and had most punch on the attack. Inclined to neglect his cluck.
McLean IV, "Pinkie", Centre. A clever and very promising young
player and very neat with his stick. Needs to learn m open up tin- pla)
and pass more to make an ideal centre.
Edmonds. "Johnny", Righl Wing. Ver) persistenl and had the
happy knack of being in the right place at the right time, thus scoring
great many goals.
Temple, "Cliff", Right Defence. Still a little clumsy, hut played
very well on the defence, using his body to good advantage.
Cosgrave, "Fat" Goal. Played very well and seems to have over-
come his nervousness in games.
Rhynas, "Jack". Sub. An ideal substitute, being persistent ami
watching his check carefully.
Thompson II. "Lawry", Sub. \ little weak on his rushes hut -ond
Acres, "Alan", Sub-goal. Not ver) much style, bul played
pluckily on the critical occasions lie was called upon.
Dunkleman, Cameron, Lea I. and Spn.it II. though tin
their j colours, also subbed effectivel) mi occasions.
LOWER SCHOOL HOCKEY
Such a sure sign i<\ approaching Spring is the advent of the marble
season, that we sometimes wonder whether it is the sunshine that
attracts the marbles or the marbles that attract the sunshine. Interpret
this problem of cans, and effect how we will, we may he ver.
that the rattle of the elusive marble mi the class-room floor lolls the
knell of departing hockey. The time has arrived, then
pni some record of the 1926 I ower School hocke) activities.
The success of a season of sport should
iii.n of gains and losses, but rather by the
turned out to practice and the spirit in which the games have been
played Looking back over the last two months, and bearing in mind
the above statement, we may safely declare that the hockey season has
been decidedh successful. A remarkable keenness was displayed by
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the large numbers of boys who turned out for the opening
and the spirit in which the succeeding matches were played \
vas of the
'J he following boys were awarded colours: —
Sprott II. Cram II. Goulding, Russell V, Rea II. Sinclair
II. Barclay, Dunfield, Annand.
U.C.C. AT THE ARENA I Under XIV)
Result -S.A.C. 3, U.C.C. 2.
Line-up- Goal, Sinclair II; defence. Russell V. Dunkelman; for-
wards, .McLean (capt.), \nnand. Maddocks ; subs, Russell IV. Dunfield.
In this game our boys showed up to very g 1 advantage on the
large \xena rink. < >ur one goal victory is an indication of the exciting
ST. ANDREWS COLLEGE REVIEW 51
nature of the play. McLean was the outstanding player, using to
advantage his superior speed and scoring a useful goal. The other
goals were scored by Dunkelman, who also accounted well Eor himself.
APPLEBY AT THE OAKVILLE ARENA (Under XV)
Result— S.A.C. 3, Appleby 4.
Line-up— Goal, Barclay; defence, dram II. Russell V; forwards,
Edmunds (capt), Sprott, Cameron; subs, Sinclair I. Goulding.
Matched against a team of superior weight, we did well to force our
opponents to an overtime play, and were unfortunate in eventual!)
losing by one goal. Edmunds was responsibl< For two of our go;
Sprott for the other.
Our under XV team played two games with the Model School. We
won the home fixture by 4 goals to 2. but suffered a reverse by 4 goals
to 1 on the Model rink.
T.C.S. AT Pi >RT IK >PE i Under XIV)
Result— T.C.I-;. 2, S.A.C 5.
Line-up— Goal, Barclay: defence. Grant II. Russell V; fo
Rear II, McLean (capt), Sprott; subs, Rea, Burson I. \nnand.
This was mir first fixture, and perhaps our besl The teams were
evenly matched, and although T.C.S. were the first to -cure, our boys
were able to take the lead in the second period, and to conclude the
game with a three goal margin. McLean was especially good, scoring
Three of our goals and harassing their forward line with his persisted
back-checking. Sprott and Burson were oul other goal scorers.
I i S. \T T< >R< )NT< ) i Under XIV I
Result— T.( .S. 2, S.A.C. 7.
I ine-up- Goal, Sinclair II; defence. Granl II. Russell V: forwards,
Sprott (capt.), Annand. Rea: subs, W. MacDonald, May II. Dunfield;
sub goal, Barclay.
The result of this game is b) no means an indication of it
Play was keen throughout, and only for a short while did I
; ,, be a1 a il one-sided. During this time Sprott, who played
splendid hockey, scored three goals in five minutes. Rea, Granl and
Russell added to our
THE SCHOOL AFTER MIDNIGHT
It is Friday night, at half-past two,
The masters sleep and the boys do too ?
Down the long, low gloomy hall
'The rosy gas-jets rise and fall.
On the walls, black shapes dart and flutter
From the same gas-jets as they fume and splutter.
And the stairs which have felt so many feet,
Seem to grimace, and nod. and gently sleep.
And all about is that ghostly quiet,
Far moved from the common din and riot.
But now a faint sound pierces the walls.
It drifts up the stairs and down the halls.
Like tlii' thumpity thump of knocks on a door.
Now the thumps pause, then go on once more.
And with it goes a rapid clatter.
As when you are cold and your teeth madly chatter.
And myself in a doorway press it more tight,
For you know such sounds make one creepy at night.
The weird sound now approaches nearer.
And all the time becoming clearer.
It is heading towards me, I'm sure of that;
Mere it is now right up on the flat.
1 must see him now, be he burglar or crook.
With my heart pounding madly, at last I look —
Ye gods— just old Mac upon his rounds,
\nd In- clattering sortie, the three school hounds.
So that i- that, and to bed I creep,
To toss and turn, for I cannot sleep.
1. I). McLennan.
THE DETERIORATION OF THE WHISKER
The above subject has been discussed and cussed for the lasl ten
years without much consequence; things have finally come to a head, so
let us consider this as a matter of vital importance.
Let us wander back to the age of crawling things (do not take me
too literally), but visualize Samson in all his might and whiskers, and
you readily exclaim. "What a marvel!" And you are indeed correcl in
your exclamation. Back in the days of pre-gilette era one might walk
down the mam street of Sorek or Jerusalem absolutely overcome b) the
beautiful examples of chin foliage displayed with such versatility and
manifested to such a broad extent ....
Nowadays one must needs walk up and down Chestnut and Dundas
Street^ to bave one's whiskerial appreciation satisfied
New let us advance to the period of flowing tresses and the gaj
cavalier type. Below we see one of the confreres of Charles 1 : doesn't he
look happy with his court coiffure waving in the winter wind? (We'll
surmise'that it's winter, as he has bis heavy striped flannel pyjamas on).
There be could stand in front of Whitehall and proclaim to th(
elements, "Blow, blow, thou winter wind, my complexion
nor my wig either". Was'nt it Charles, the premier, who seated be-
fore bis final hair-cut,
"Chop if you must this noble bead.
But spare your sovereign's wig, be said. ... ?"
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Ages and wigs roll by, The horse-hair period looms into sight,
bustles bustle, whiskers rustle, and we have again stepped into the age
of dense moustachios and
How inspiring it would have been to pass one's fingers, in fact one's
whole fist through a flowing mass of silky hair. One cannot imagine a
typical Wotan of the Wagnerian Opera roaring his battle cry with the
aid of a tooth-brush moustache — a thin common-place gob of fuzz!
No indeed, he must wave a magnificent Id-inch barb to the troubled
In 1X75 the first requisite of a University professor was a six-inch
beard or its equivalent in side-flows; now this noble growth is being
nopolized by the race of fsrael, and for the single and express
purpose of well, 1 shall quote from a master hand. Professor
Some customers are verj wise and wear a silken shirt
I mi weeks on end. and just because their beards will hide the dirt.
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Finally, College Professors have become undignified to the extent
of having cut off their one mark of distinction .... their beards
moustache cups have been packed away with the bustles, or at least
turned into shaving- mugs. Men I am afraid have degenerated fright-
fulK m this epoch of clean-cut youths and shingled ladies; there is no
distinction, no mure personality in a glossy stick-tight head ol hair and
>leek juvenile rosy chins than a tailor's dummy.
WHISKERS MAKE THE M \\.
I i;nw i .
THE CONQUEST OF FEAR
Fear, the mighty conqueror oi
Like haughty Saxon noble in the days oi old.
Who took and tortured weaker men untold.
Creeps in at birth and grows into the weakling's fall;
She .o,,,, - and makes the mightu-st sometime crawl;
And wrench the spirit from the youth at start
Of lite, which seldom reaches Fame's bright Hall.
( ) thoughtless Youth, 51 ; now >
[ rprooted, thrown away, lesl She allow
I lawn to lade to Age's pall.
i i < ,1.,,-v m your greatest -n't. of time.
\nd with it all Ambition's heights do climb,
A, „1 downward gaze upon the puny mind. Fears thrall.
A. \V. Savary.
and Mrs. (i. Bradley Snow, on December, 16th, 1 ( '25, a son.
and Mrs. Max Haas, on December 21st. 1925, a daughter.
and Mrs. J. M . Duncan, in January, 1926, a daughter,
and Mrs. Harold M. Hunter, on January 24th, 1926, twin
and Mrs. A. M. Skinner, on January 24th. 1 ( >26, a daughter,
and Mrs. A. Chisholm Hand, on February 3rd, 1926. a son.
and Mrs. Cordon P. Alexander, on February 10th, 1926,
and Mrs. R. T. Carlyle, on February 23rd, 1926, a daughter,
and Mrs. George F. Dimock, on February 23rd. 1926, a
and Mrs. Ellsworth Flavelle, on February 26th, 1926, a son.
and Mrs. Frank G. Bowden, on March 1st. 1926. a son.
and Mrs. Francis Gwynne Lightbourn, on March 9th, 1926,
md Mrs. Harry L.
and Mrs. G. E
in March 12th. 1626. a son.
r, on March 18th, 1926,
Beath— Stafford. On January 1. 1926, Stanley Alexander
Beath to Miss Irene Anne Stafford, of Sudbury.
Kerr— Martin. On January 16th, 1926, Dr. \Y. J. Kerr to Miss
Mabel Mary Martin, of Guelph, Ont.
Richardson Fair. On November 21st, 1925, James Richardson
i" Miss I. aura Bernice Fair.
Grant— Makinson. On March 3rd, 1926, Robert Hunter Grant
to Miss Dorothy Makinson, of Kissimmee, Florida.
Grei i On February 26th, 1926, Herbert K. Yeomans
to Miss Myrtel ( rreene, of Toronto.
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THE < 'I. I) l',< )VS' DINNER
Tin- annual Old Boys' Dinner was held at the College on Monday,
Jan. 11th, when the Old Boys were the guests of the Board of
Governors. It was a verj successful gathering, rivalling in numbers
and enthusiasm the famous < )1<1 Boys' Reunion of 1919.
The Prime Minister of Ontario was the guesl of honour, lie was
introduced by the Hun. Dr. Cody, who paid high tribute to him as a
public figure. The Hon. Mr. Ferguson delivered a very interesting and
entertaining address, creating a very favourable impression on many
who had not previously heard him speak.
Dr. Macdonald's speech was, a- usual, the most interesting of the
evening. He is in close touch with St. Andrew's Old Boys and the
outline of their achievements during the past year, the pro-res- of the
School and the hope- held for its future were all matter- which in-
terest d everyone present.
Among the other speakers were Sir Joseph k'lavelle and Mr. Percy
Robinson- But though the speeches were excellent and the f 1 was
excellent, no ( (Id Boj would consider them the feature- of the evening. —
No, the great thing was the happy re-union of Andreans, the feeling of
pride in one'- old school and love for that old school something that
cannot be adequately expressed in word- Something that can only he
aroused h\ a happy gathering of old St. Andrew'- boys!
S.A.C. ' dd) B( >YS IN ll< tCKEY
Hockey is a strenuous game, and it is quite the natural thing that
many who have excelled in this sport during school days should - ■> k a
less violent winter pastime on entering the business or professional
world. St. Andrew's College has turned out many brilliant hocke)
players and it is interesting to note how many Old Hoys are still taking
an active part in the game. Our information, unfortunately, is very
limited and. no doubt, there are man) Andreans playing the game,
especially those in Western Canada and the Maritime Provinces, whom
we have overlooked. We apologize to thru, and hop, they will write
and tell us of their prowess in I anada's great winter sport.
Well, to make a beginning, we naturally think of Harrj Watson.
probably the greatest of all amateurs at the present time. It i- true that
llarrv played verj little hocke) tin- season, hut hi- two appearances on
for. into ice demonstrated that he had lost none of hi- former ability.
Jack Cameron, of Olympic fame, was the Osgoode Hall goal-
It wa- largel) due to hi- tine work in the net- that the I >sg Ie
58 ST. ANDREW'S COLLEGE REVIEW
Hall tram made such a fine showing. On the same team we had
Granl Gordon Cameron and Gordon are both ex-Head Prefects.
Bruce Findlay played with the Toronto Canoe Club senior team.
\i \ arsity Jack Carrick played mi the intermediate team, and mi one
or two occasions, with the seniors. Don Carrick played on the junior
team, a- did also "Sniffy" Mueller. The latter so distinguished him-
self a- a goal-keeper that he was moved up to the intermediates. We
exped great things of "Stuffy" next season.
At McGill, the Junior team was coached by Gerald Reid and man-
aged by S. I',. Wood, both S.A.C. Old Boys; while the following were
members of their faculty team: — Joe Cameron, M. Taggart, C. Lewis
and G. Reid.
The Parkdale Junior team was largely an ex-St. Andrew's team,
with Harry Watson coaching and Bruce Hurry. Fred Miller and Ross
orming the backbone of the smartest Junior team in the city.
"Patsy" Callighen captained the famous Owen Sound Greys. He
has improved wonderfully during the past two years and. doubtless, will
be an outstanding senior player next year.
We feel sure that we have overlooked many good players hut the
above outline will give the St. Andrew's Old Boy an idea of what his
School ha- contributed to amateur hockey.
LYMAN HOWE ON GOLF AND MATHEMATICS
i )ne daw notjlong ago, the writer received a note from our well-
remembered friend Ah Ramsay, asking if 1 could contribute an article
upon the subject of St. ) Andrew's College boys who had earned renown
in the world of Golf. ( >f Such there are a number, and I much regret I
have not the knowledge necessary, if justice, is to be done the players,
to write an article on this subject. However. I do know that amongst
tin- most prominent are: Hon Carrick. Charlie Greer, Jack Cameron.
Joe Cameron, Freddie Lyon, Al Findlay and John Firstbrook.
!' golf, mi devotion has ratherjbeen to the element known as The
Century I 'layers. Individually and collectively the .Century Player is
Eellow, and,g 1 fellowship it is that bold- Century together.
One thing the Century Player requires, and of which be has a
i knowledge, is, mathematics. Some golf players, not being
Century Players nor yet proteges of our Uncle Ernie, have been found,
lo be deficient. But deficient,-, statistics and experience prove, are more
in the rank- of the "middle classes". The Century Player
know, his game to be rather a laugh and enjoy- it; the middle class
player seems not to consider this angle of the game. There is a fellow
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in golt who consistent^ plays in the "nineties". Vou have met him.
tie's too good Eor Centurj but not good enough to be better than he is.
To be oh. so brutally frank, he's the worst mathematician we have in
golf. There was a chap playing with a friend of mine in a com-
petition; he brought in a solid 106, my friend insisting upon the sinking
of all putts, even though only five or six feet from the cup. A
two after this we held a sort of Field Day. with every man on his own
card, and the boj brought in a smart <S~. which goes to show what
mathematics ami putting have to do with success in golf.
OLD B< )YS' NEWS
The representatives from the Old Boys' Association on the Board
of Governors are Boh (.ill of Bowanville, Ken McLaren and Gordon
Cassels. The first two have represented the Old Boys for th<
years. Gordon Cassels, Vice-President of the < >1<1 Boys' Association, is
the new member on the Hoard. He well deserves the honour. In the
Summer number of Tut: Review we hope to give a brief outline oi rh<
career- of these Old Boys. There are many who do not Know them
personally. You will be interested in learning something about ^oui
Dr. Kenneth B. John-ton is at present in London. England, training
to become an eye specialist. His address is, Royal VVestminstei
Opthalmic Hospital, Kino William St.. West Strand. W.C. -'
pects to go to Vienna in May for a three month-' course, alter which
he will return to Montreal to practice.
Hugh A. fohnston has been admitted into partnership in the firm of
Grant, John-ton &^Co., -lock brokers, Montreal.
lame- E. Dimock has severed his connection with V E
& Co. Ltd., and i-. now handling all lines of insurance under the firm
name of James E. Dimock & Co., 9 Wellington St. East, Toronto.
Russell F. Stephenson paid a visit to the School a short time ago. 1 [e
is at the Mechanical Stale Auto School, 3729 Woodward Ave
D.,B. Carlyle was recentl) elected President of the Piano Manu-
facturers' Association. He is al dent of the i
Bureau for the Advancement of Music and Vice-Chairmai
Canadian Export Club of Toronto. He i- Captain of tl
Club, and in this capacity will probably meet many Old Bi
E. M. Clark i- hack in Toronto after »p<
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Don Carrick won the Heavyweight class in boxing at both West
Poinl and Annapolis. During the past two years he lias not been de-
feated in intercollegiate boxing, either in this country or the U.S.A.
Jack Beer has also distinguished himself as a boxer by winning for
Varsit) the 115 pound class at West Point, and also winning in an
international competition held recently at Hart House.
Gordon Colebrook has left the Polytechnic College, London, England,
nd i- n present with the firm of Maurice Vergue in Paris. He expects
later to spend some time in Germany and Spain.
Russell Miller of St. John, X.B., called at the School during
Foss Giffin was President of his First Year and Vice-President of
Second Year at Manitoba University.
\i McGill our Old Boys continue to take a leading part in all
student activities. J. \ . Russell was Secretary of the Red and White
Revue, and R. J. Cameron a member of the chorus. Charlie Lewis has
been elected President of the Maritime Club. G. U. Reid and M.
Tucker have been elected representatives of the Science Faculty on the
Scarlet Key Society. Joe Cameron is on the McGill Union House
Clifford Marshall is probably the only graduate druggist among our
Old Boys. lie operates a thoroughly up-to-date store at 310 Queen
St. East, and also carries on a business during the summer months at
Toronto Island. Lyman Howe informs us that he stocks a complete
line nf "Nako" pure drugs.
W. \\ Winans is with the E. Sterling Dean Advertising Agency,
Edward Evans is a teacher of Physics in Hangchow Christian
College, Zakow, Che., China. In a letter recently received by Dr.
M icdonald he says. — "We do fairly good College grade work, especially
when you consider that the hoys have to keep up a good deal of
Classical Chinese to be considered educated by their own countrymen.
. .' . . Their theoretical work is well up to .American College
standards, but their lab work is rather sadly behind, partly due to
inadequate facilities, but chiefly due to an absolute lack of background
•ii practical experience, and a hopelessly inadequate foundation from
their lower school instruction Our chief aim is to train
lor the lower schools, and evei \ graduate is snapped up at
"me We are the only college of any kind, Government,
Private or Missionary, in a province of 23 million people."
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Mr. A. G. Savage, who was Science Master at the College some
years ago, is at present in Toronto in the capacity of Exchange
Inspector of High Schools. His work in England is being carried on
by Inspector Levari of tins province.
A. C. Wilson is farming at Gordon Head, near Victoria, B.I
Henley Munn was in town for several weeks this winter. He was
a frequent visitor at the College and a keen supporter of the hocke}
Reynolds. Allan Wells, was born mi Ma) 23rd, 1901. lie came to
St. Andrew's College in j September, 1918, from the Brockville Col-
legiate Institute and entered Form \ . After spending the year 1919-1920
in Form Lower VI. die went into business with hi- father in Brockville,
He was making a success of business life when he met with an auto-
mobile accident in the latter part of l'L'.v For some time he was in the
Hospital in Montreal, then he returned home only to find it necessary to
go away for further treatment. ( >n < >ctober,20th, 1925, he called at the
School to report a successful nasal operation, which had improved his
general condition, leading to the expectation of restored health in due
time. He returned to the Hospital for further treatment, and three
days later, on October 23rd, 1923,, he passed awa) ver) suddenly. The
shock of his accident had left his nervous system in a weakened con-
dition and the end came with, no warning.
Reynolds' record at St. Andrew's was an excellent one. lie made
tin Second Hockey, Team and the Third Rugby Team. In his lasl year
he had charge of the "Skit" Column in The Review.
The School mourn- the passing of a most loyal Old Bo) an
with his old riends in an expression of sympath) to hi- family.
Ige the following exchanges:
lesay Collegiate School. A Eew more pi
Modern School. A very fine magazine
e interesting by a touch of humour.
A very interestii
by means of a few
We beg to ackn<
Blue and White,
would improve your
The Eagle, Bedf'
could be made much
The Grove Chronicle, l.akefield School. A very interesting edition,
but why not try to enlarge youh magazine by means of a few stories.
The Hermes, Nutana Collegiate Institute. Your magazine could be
greatly improved by a few pictures and the insertion of some school
new-. The article- in your Christmas number were very good.
Lower Canada College Magazine. A very tine magazine, but could
be greatly improved by a few more picture-. Your headings are ex-
ceptionally well done.
The Mitre, University of Bishop's College. A very interesting
magazine, and one of our best Exchanges,; but could be greatly improved
by separating the advertisements from the reading material.
The Trie Flash,;Nova Scotia Technical College. This is a good
naga ine, but it would be much improved if it were printed and bound.
Vox Lycei, Ottawa Collegiate Institute. A very fine magazine but
if the advertisements were all together and not spread through the
reading matter it would be a great improvement. :
Vox Studentium, Port Arthur Collegiate Institute. Your magazine
could be greatly improved by a few pictures and by separating your
advertisements from your reading material.
The Windsorian, Kin-'- College School. Your magazine ; is always
mproving, but why not
\l-o the following.
. tcadia ■ Uhenaeum,
illecl > our joke:
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Acta Victoriana, Victoria College.
Weekly, Mount Allison University.
The Ashburton, fAshbury College.
B.C.S., Bishop's College School.
The Calendar, Hutchison Central High School.
The Chronicle. Niagara Falls High School.
The College News, Bangkok Christian College.
The College Times, Upper Canada College.
Hi Times, .'Corry High School.
Horae Scholasticae, St. Paul's School.
The McGill Daih M>< rill University.
Managra, Manitoba Agricultural College.
The News, Nichol's School.
The Oakwood Orach Oakv 1 Collegiate Institute.
Royal Military College Review.
The School News, Scotland, Pa.
/ ek, I familton Technical Institute.
Trinity College School Record.
The Ttvig, University oi Toronto -
University of Toronto Monthly.
Vox Lycci, Hamilton '.Central Collegiate Institute.
The Wulfrunian, Wolverhampton School.
The Wykhamist, \\ inch< ster College.
I ('. D
THE HOBBY FAIR
An event which will make a strong appeal to young and old will be
staged m the Armouries at Hamilton during the week of May 3rd, by
the Kiwanis Club. It will be known as the "Hobby Fair", and will give
ever} one an excellent opportunity of seeing just what the rising
generation can do in the waj of construction and useful arts.
I he programme being prepared will enable both hoys and girls to
exhibit not only the various home hobbies, but will also include those
articles which are being made by the pupils of the practical arts and
science classes throughout the public and separate schools, as well as
those of the collegiate institutes and technical schools.
The Kiwanis Club feels that to encourage young people to develop
the useful arts and crafts as a hobby is a project worthy of its interest
and hearty support. It believes that it makes for better citizenship.
and higher development of hand and mind. There is no profit arising
from the fair, hut the simple furtherance of useful hobbies among the
young people of the city.
I line is a time when every normal hoy develops a willingness to do
things which he has hitherto shown no desire to do and concurrently
seems to become deaf at intervals, lie seems to have secret interests
which keep him long hours in the attic, basement or any place where he
can find seclusion from interruption.
However, not everybody's hobby lasts forever. One month he may be
worrying over the butterflies, now visiting the garden in large numbers,
and the next may he desperately intent upon ruining dad's saw during
the construction of a dog house, or bird cage. The wise parent, it is
believed, will he patient throughout all these varying phases and lend
kindly words of advice, for although the first offerings may he a hit
rough and ready, something more useful and ornamental will come later.
Then again, any hobby which proves rather permanent is the actual
expression of tastes and capacities which greatly influence the hoys
future. Through the hobby also the parent has an excellent oppor-
tunity to find just what the child's aptitude is for the various arts and
crafts. Also, in addition to the contract between the hoy ami family,
there will he new contracts with other boys, with education all round.
So these earl) hobbies are considered worth while despite the strain of
the family purse and first aid kit.
a very full list of entries lor boys and girls, the fair will
have a programme of dancing, singing and athletic features to show the
talent of the rising generation. There are classes for rabbits, guinea
ST. ANDREW'S COL] EGE REVIEW 65
pigs, pigeons, cats, dogs and poultry. Then there arc sub-classes, so
that a youngster ma) chut his annual in the competition for the olde.sl
dog, the smallest dog, the ugliest dog, or almosl any other disl
which dugs may have. Art will include I awing, map of
Canada, landscape paintings, still life, advertising posters, i
young artist will have the option of working in various material-, such
as Indian ink. crayon, water colour-, and oil colours.
In collections will appear postage stamps, coins, postcards, sna]
Mags or pennants, buttons, souvenir-. Indian relic-, etc. Everything that
may he collected will he taken if properly arranged and mounted. 'The
voting naturalist may exhibit his collection of wild flowers, leaves,
u Is, seeds, -hell-, butterflies, moth-, insects, etc. The practical
fellow who delights in making things can bring on his steam engine and
mechanical models. The electrical department will include radio ets
motors, batteries and transformers.
The purpose of this "Hobby Fair" i- to assist Juveniles to develop
useful talents, to encourage them along lines of constructive effort, and
to provide a medium by which they may receive propel
time spent in honest endeavour.
The "Hobbv Fair" will he an education to all and a revelation to
Cover, 1 ,ower Sixth
THE FIRST FAINT APPROACH
The sun burst out ill
The last of Winter's fur) spent :
The cloudless sky was blue a- ocean's flow,
No trace of Winter'- gre) shroud, unrent.
\11 save the going of the snow and cold,
The Spring was here with a hur-t of -tin.
Which burned mi, the leafless tree-, and told
The snows to -lowly melt and run.
A faint, soft rustle seemed to
I In an so bitter cold and clear —
We knew, tho' sparkling brighl the snov
That Spring with growing mighl was I
MR. J. CAESAR
Somewhere in the vicinity of the year 1600 the plaj Julius Caesar
tten b) William Shakespeare. The subject of the play is the
assassination of Julius Caesar. This was brought about by a group of
conspirators under the leadership of Marcus Brutus and Cassious.
Cassius was the cause of this conspiracy rising against Caesar. lie
thought that he was just as able a man as Caesar and could see no
reason wh) Caesar should become Emperor of Rome while he re-
mained a commoner. Previous to this Caesar had been warned by a
soothsayer to beware of the Ides of March, and this bad been preying on
The conspiracy also bad its effect on the mind of Brutus. He had
developed a habit latel) of getting up out of bed and wandering around
Ins house worrying about the outcome of their enterprise. His wife,
Portia, became very anxious, realizing that there was something "rotten
in Denmark." Brutus keeps her in the dark as to what is the cause of
Meanwhile the wife of Caesar, whose name is Calpurnia, lias heen
having her own troubles. She tries to persuade Caesar not to go forth,
but he insists on going forth, and they argue back and forth. Caesar
would not admit to bis wife that be was afraid to go to the Capitol, but
bis own house looked very good to him that day. The conspirators had
contemplated Caesar's staying it home from the Capitol, and parried this
blow by sending Decius to make fun of CaesaCs weakness and so chide
him into putting in bis appearance. He succeeded, and Caesar accom-
panied him and the rest of the senators to the senate bouse. When he
got there Artimedorus. just a real good fellow, tried to warn him to
beware of the conspirators, but Caesar turned his deaf ear to him.
When the sta.^e was all set for the assassination, one of the con-
spirators lured Mark Antony into the smoking room, which was adjoin-
ing the court. Casca. the villain of the conspiracy, then sidled up to
Caesar, and while patting him on the back, congratulating him on his
latest golf score, he buried his pen knife to the hilt in Caesar's back.
The other conspirators, not to be outdone, quickly followed suit, and
before the bell rang they bad Caesar groggy and hanging on to the
ropes. The last conspirator to perforate Caesar was Brutus. This
came as quite a surprise to the former, as he thought Brutus was
playing on his side. The only way Caesar could retaliate was to bring
bis slippery-elm tongue into action, and this he did with a vengeance.
lie bellowed forth some form of slang which was heard quite a bit in
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the streets of Rome at that time, i.e., Et tu Brute," which ti
into modem English means "So's your old man." With this last
sarcastic retort he rolled over and passed out of the picture with a
victorious smile on his countenance. The conspirators were all so angrj
that they stood and ground their teeth to dust, simply be
had had the last word. By the time they had thought of a suitable
reply he was beyond listening to them.
The conspirator- stabbed Caesar thirty-two times in all, equalling
the world's record for holes-in-one held by Bobby Jones of < (shkosh.
If they had stabbed him twenty-five times more they might have com
pared favourably with Mr. Heinz's fifty-seven different kinds of pickles.
The winner of this argument seems to have been the smooth-aver who
proved that he was a good guesser.
\t'u-r driving all day over a hot, dust) road, we began to look for
a suitable place to camp for tin- night. At about four o'clock we came
upon a sign at the side of the mad. which informed us that Cameron
as a few miles ahead. This sounded inviting, so we hurried on,
eager to find a suitable camp site before dark. 'The first glimpse of the
lake was hut a small patch of blue water thai flickered in the distance,
!• lui.M the tall tree-, and then was gone. Suddenly, as we rounded
a curve in the mad. we dashed out onto a high ledge, and there was the
lake before us, a blue expanse of water about two miles in length and a
mile long, bordered on all side- by rugged mountains. Looking down
from this dizzy height, one could see the water lapping against its
rocky wall, and very green on account of it- extreme depth. In the
distance, the water was blue, and glittering here and there with the
sun'.- reflected rays.
We drove on a little way. and soon found a very pleasant camp site.
sheltered from the dust of the road, and right beside the lake. For the
next hour everyone was busy pitching camp, the men in the part) setting
up tent-, and the women cooking supper. By the time supper was over
and everything cleaned up, it was already growing dusk. We sat down
by the water's edge, and, as we were accustomed to do. began singing
old-time -i ingS.
The miii had already sunk below the trees behind us. Before long
our singing stopped, and all fell silent, contemplating on the wondrous
glprii of nature. The only sign of man's work was the level line of
a railroad bed along the side of the opposite mountain, far across the
lake. The reddened glory of the sunset was reflected on the mountain
aero-- from us. Slowly the shadow crept up the side of the mountain.
Before long it was approaching the top; only the -now-clad peak was
left, glowing in the sun's last rays. Everyone was silent, watching and
waiting for the glimmering light to disappear; everything was forgotten
hut the beauty of the scene.
Suddenly we were startled by the deep-toned whistle of a train.
Away in the distance, across the lake, it crawled slowly into view. It
wa- scarcely visible in the dull twilight. Silently it crept along, an
indistinct grey streak, trailing behind it a white line of smoke, which
gradually softened and mingled with the twilight. When it came directly
opposite us the lights of the cars flashed on. These lights seemed to
bear a strange feeling of warmth and comfort, compared with the dull
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atmosphere that surrounded us. Stealthil) the lights glided on, until,
one l>v one, they blinked and then disappeared from sight.
V darkness settled down upon us, the spell which had been
broken by this intruder slowly returned. The mountain before us, which
a short time before had been basking in the glorious colour- oi the
sunset, was now but a black rugged pile showing it- rough outline
against the darkening sky. The great red star. Antares, rose up from
behind the mountain and began its slow journey across the sky. casting
across the lake a magic path of sparkling light.
Again our thoughts were interrupted by the whistle of the distant
train. It sounded very harsh, and seemed to lie intruding on the perfeel
harmony of nature.
Four years have passed since I spent the night by the side of
Cameron Lake, and during that time 1 have often reflected on how 1
was impressed by this comparison between the mighty works of man
and the mightier work- of < lod.
Green, Upper Sixth.
A successful hockey season is scarcely over, yet do we prepare
ourselves for other battles to conn-, on different grounds. Even in the
midst of winter the well-oiled hats are removed from their resting
places, the pads are whitened, and a bright new ball, red as an apple,
makes its appearance. The mat is laid, the nets are put up, and soon
the resoundingc crack of leather against seasoned wood is heard coining
from the gym. It is during these dark winter days, so unlike cricket
weather, that many a cricketer is made. Hence all those who are
looking forward to the honour of wearing First team blazers have been
turning out to practice in the gym every afternoon, so that by spring
none of the glorious summer afternoons will have to be wasted in the
little details that count so much, and yet may be learned inside as well
as out. But we will be ready to begin a season of steady hard practice,
which we hope will end in success.
A.RLES BRAXDOX BOOTH
May it he known, though it no doubt already is, that Charles
Brandon Booth is an ardent worker in the Big Brother and Sister
Could anyone listen to him as we did one eventful morning, they
would readily understand why he is called an ardent worker. For half
an hour or more he carried us along with him from one scene to
anothei making us experience his trials and sorrows, bis hopes and joys,
and finally driving home to us the fact that we should think of others.
forget our own hard luck' and earnestly try to help those in less fortunate
circumstances than ourselves. It was some time before we recovered
from Mi. Booth's fiery address, for the enthusiasm with which he was
inspired was of that rare variety which is very contagious and has a
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B \DM1.\ T< )X
Badminton as described b) one who saw it for the first time and
whose descriptive powers are somewhat on a scale with my own, "is a
game played with funny little tennis rackets, a funny little ball with
feathers on the end of winch dues Eunny things when you hit it. and a
funny sort of fish-net." And verily it is a funny game. This new fad
has captured the hearts of the sporting fans, forever seeking something
different in the wa\ of excitement and pleasure. What ordinary person,
may we ask, desires to take the fiercest of tennis strokes imaginable at
a small, feather-encrested cork only to have it sail leisurely through the
air at the pace usually seen in a slow-motion camera. Such is Bad-
minton. The little shuttlecock, as it is called, nevei seems to worry
over the strength of the contestants, but travels along always serenel)
on its way.
Despite this, nevertheless, it is no ladies game. The shuttlecock
may travel slowly, still it has an irritating manner of dropping languidlj
to the ground, just out of reach of your racket. Which vulgar trick
keeps you hopping at top .-peed all through the game. Thus one may
see a slight reason whj one or two of the club members arise
or live-thirty in the morning and are out again at the first tinkle ol
the bell announcing the close of Study to indulge in their recent fad.
For reasons, not to be too closely looked into, fencing alwai
to have about it a romantic thrilling atmosphere. Probabl) becau
it we ma) believe all that has been handed down to us, our ancient
. about whom so many picturesque love tales arc woven, were
such gentlemen and made so much to do over chivalry that for the least
insult they must have the satisfaction of sticking the insulting person
through like a pig or die a martyr to their cause. The real cause of these
duels could, however, with rare exception- he traced back to the u-ual
cause of all man's troubles, a beautiful and adorable woman: hence the
So chivalry has not been hud in its grave as yet. Foi the fencing
class, both senior and junior, runs up into g 11) double figun - Som<
are 50 keen, in fact, that the school was able to enter a team in
the Ontario Amateur Chompionships, winch, despite its tender age
and lack of experience, made .1 ver) creditable showing. But a
all these things, fencing is a highly instructive -port, tor in no other
competition is the mind required 1- 1- - alert and act.-
advantage of the slightest opening, and all the senses of the bo<
co-operate with each other.
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11,,. Old Boys' Association, always so thoughtful and considerate of
others, on recalling to mind some of the long dreary evenings which
they spent at the school, generously presented the school with a large
five-tube radio set equipped with a loud speaker.
No longer now do we fear those long dreaded words of the masters,
-[ am afraid that 1 -hall have to gate you", nor arc the masters able
to silently exult over the fact that they have spoiled one of our precious
Saturdays. Now on that eventful day which follows every Friday,
instead of wearing out our Sunday suits a day ahead of time, spending
a quarter on car tickets, and the rest of our allowance on one of the
popular shows, such as Shea's, the Royal Alex., the Red Mill and other
places of amusement and recreation, we don our pyjamas, dressing
-owns and slippers, settle down in a large, comfortable easy chair. (1
sa) comfortable because all easy chairs are not comfortable) turn a
few dials, and enjoy anything from hymns and classical operas to jazz
orchestras and minstrel shows, and never a care as to whether out-
leave will he up before the programme is ended. So at last the masters
i, ,,i our mercy, racking their brains to invent some new punishment
by which they may cast a shadow over our bright young lives. This
must be done soon though, for another year will see us at Aurora, where
all is sun to everlastingly bright. And for this we one and all
give our heartfelt thanks to the Old Boys' Association.
THE CADET CORPS DANCE
\s usual, everyone left the cleaning of spats, belts and the shining
of buttons till the last possible moment, thus causing the customary riot
of confusion two or three hours before the dance.
I )n, boy is silently engaged in whitewashing a belt, another is de-
manding in eloquent language, of a rather low type, "Why such things
as spats were invented, and if so. why put buttons on them"? While a
fellow-sufferer also joins in with a few deep, dark, dirty, disgusting
words regarding brass buttons in general. Each excited soul is keyed
up to a high state of nervousness, rushing around shouting for Brasso
or .Whitening; asking "What this is for?" "How does this go on?"
'What do you wear under your kilts"? and lamenting the raggedness
and misfit of their tunic, yet regarding that of a more fortunate
individual with a look of admiration which leaves no doubt as to what
he would do should the opportunity present itself, be it his best friend
,.r no. Gradually, however, things quieten down a hit. You take a last
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proud look in the mirror and think how lucky she is. Mso because
you arc quite human you feel a little touch nf pity for the hit;, strong-
minded men who. for various reasons of their own. ami maybe someone
else, have decided not to indulge in such effeminite pleasures and are
now standing around awkwardly, ill at ease, with a longing look in their
eyes 1 laving moved an unruly hair over a sixteenth "t" an inch, SO
that it will he in it> proper place, you rush down to a taxi, which has
actually arrived on time, or more probably pace anxiously up and down
the hall waiting for one that does not turn up for an hour or so. Thus
are we forever primping and preening, making fools and jacl
ourselves, and taking the odd years .iff our lives with worry, all for the
sake of -iime comely damsel, who cares not in tin least what may
happen to us. provided that she may have the pleasure of passing a few
cattv remarks about some of her own sex ami ear, ore males
t.i become her ardent admirer-. But, enough of the cynical. Let us
nil to the dance.
A brief period, during which you tried in vain to keep up a cheerful
conversation whilst tensely watching the cab meter leisurely chalk up
the accumulated amount n\ two or three week-' savings, and tl
are listening t«i the pleasing music of a jazz orchestra, mingled with
the sweeter sound of your own name as you are warml) received by
Dr. and Mrs. Macdonald and the officers. Not knowing what dance it
is. you gently encircle the waist (if your partner and move off to do the
light fantastic according to your best form. Later you discover that
ill, 1,m\ whose dance you so blithely skipped happened to bring the
"Belle of the Ball." As dance follows dance. Mm discover that woman
ha- i.ne wonderful quality, persistency. For each one,
homeliest to the most beautiful, insist on your answering such questions
a- "Are you an (.nicer"? "Who is the captain"? "What are all the
rugby hall- fur"? \nd lastly, jusl to show hov. much they think of
you, "Do \uu r.ally have to wear tlm-c uniforms"? i)h! wtv
a penalty of death for murder? Still, the time flies fast, and soon you
are in the midst of the most enjoyable part of the dance, namely, supper.
Half the evening have Mm been trying to quell that rising hunger with
-wed. cool punch, though all in vain. Now. with, tin i
Ia ] break to look after the need- .if "votre femme"
able in send down a steadj supply of satisfying victual- to yi
-.It \fter -upper even lb eems to he mure cheerful and
enthusiastic. So that you become less self-conscious in your dancing,
and discover that your partner at the time i- "The "lie and only one".
and that you could dance with her forever and aye. Then i
Luckv Number Dane, tin short, unfinished iusic, the drawl-
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ing voice calling numbers, faint sighs of disappointment, and the couples
on the floor become fewer and fewer, till but two arc left ( if these,
whether by fate or design, one is a master who graciously retires in
Eavoui "i Youth: Who, having performed a solo dance, is presented
with a reward by Dr. and Mrs. Macdonald. All too soon now the lights
arc dimmed, the sentimental notes of a waltz drift through the hall,
silencing the light laughter of youth by the realization that in a few
minutes an event long-looked-forward to with pleasure and anticipation
will come to a close. So they dance on in a sort of mutual silence.
Still an end must come to all things, and the last soft, pleading notes
of the waltz have barely ceased to reverberate when the Stirring chords
of God Save the King brings everyone out of their dreams to attention
and thus ends a highly successful dance, though it would certainly never
have been so had it not been for the great kindness and work of Mrs.
Macdonald and Mrs. Montgomery, to whom we wish to extend our
sincere thanks. W. C. K.
Bright eyes, smiling faces, big black eyes, swollen lips, with oo
ally a missing tooth and an injured thu.nl.. tin noses, bruised cheeks,
and skinned elbows and knees are the vogue during and for some time
after the Assault at Ann,. Yet all these do we bear cheerful
grin awkwardly at the light jests of our friends, simpl) because, for
some reason or other, there is a fsacinating thr.U in poking youi fist
in someone else's face. Also it is a most satisfactorj method oi
relieving one's pent up emotions. Whether you are in a Mate ol chol. i
dee., depression or exuberant joy, you have a desire to hn something,
and the something which inevitably gives you th. action .s
another person's face. So, ... box,.,,, as both parties usually feel more
content and friendly after trying earnestl) to kill each other ,., the
allotted t i m e of mx or nine minutes, though seldom doing much real
damage, why lit is a good thing to let our real emotions have a little outing
once in a while, especially since a whole week is set apart for that
purpose. Consequent^ we have had our week of reverting back to
nur na t U ral instincts to kill one another. The A-.ault at Arms is
over . two m , v championships have been decided; Spring is 1,
the exams are close at band, and everyone - settling down .o do a feu
weeks of mental training for .he,,,. Hence we hn. give you a synopsis
of the finals below.
75 lbs.— Barclay won
85 lbs.- Sprott II wo,
95 lbs.- -Maj II won
105 lbs. — MacNeill woi
\,ii at Arm;
from Sinclair I I
115 lbs.— Giraldo won from Cos.
125 lbs. Duggan won fro.., Davis 1.
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135 lbs Sprotl I won Erom Shortly bj default.
145 lbs, Patterson won from Brown I.
158 lbs. Coleman won from Dennis.
Heavyweighl McLennan I. unchallenged.
Cover won from Thorburn.
Fl NCING —
Kirkland won from Coleman.
55 lbs. Hendy won from Hindmarsh.
75 lbs.- -Barclay won from Chapman I.
85 lbs.— Sprott II won from Bowes.
95 lbs. Eiume won from Macdonald V.
105 lbs. — Ellsworth won from MacNeill.
115 lbs.— Vivian won from Cox.
125 lbs. — Stronach won from Vivian.
135 lbs. and Heavyweight— Sprott I won from Reid.
145 lbs— Scott 111 won from Smith.
158 lbs.— Dunlap 11 won from Smith by default.
W. C. K.
As the old proverb goes, "One man's pleasure is another
sorrow"; hence the success of the Hocke) team, together with the Cadet
Corps dance and the Assault at \rm>. robbed u
our Friday night Lits. The meetings, though Eew, however, w«
more enjoyable by the fact that we had plenty of material and only a
short time in which to make use of it.
At the one and onlj open meeting of the Literary Society held tins
year we enjoyed a very interesting lecture, illustrated with
"Old Toronto", given by Mr. T. A. Reid of the Univei it) of ["or
Athletic Board. At some of the other meetings one or tvv
ok part, and it was with a great deal of pleasure that on.
ir d Bruce Burry's rich mellow voice in the Vssembl) Hall
"Rusty" Parker also contributed a pl( tig bj showing amusing
moving pictures of the First Team rugby games, and concluding with
a Felix Corned) to the meat pleasure of the Lower School, and without
doub1 a few ,„- the Qpper School. Vmong our coming musicians who
entertained us quite frequently with all the latest jazz hits were: Kent.
Bremner Sprott, Fisher and Browne; nor must we forgel Sid Hulbig,
the energetic pounder of the Xylophones; or Mr. Widdnngton, who on
,-are occasions, which we seldom forget, induced one or ft his
tances from the Cons, of Music to play and sing for us.
\nd lasl though not least, we come to the Lower School night, winch
is vet to be- but since we know from experience that it will b.
the best nights, we are looking forward to it with nothing but .
WATERLi H >
(After a long wa
There was a sound of revelry by night:
["he senior dormitory was raising cain:
The master had been round, turned out the light,
\ml 'twould be long before he came again.
A thousand tongues wagged happily (at least
i It sounded like that number, if not more!)
\inl all went merry as a marriage feast.
And feet went swiftly scampering mi the floor.
But hush! hush! a loud creak sounds near the passage door
Did ye not bear it? — no; 'twas but the wind,
( >r Macinerny going on his round;
( In with the noise! let talk be unrefined.
I el each lightheartedly bis neighbour pound.
And be in turn rise up and 'sock him good'.
But bark! that heavy sound! You beard it, Ted?
\ sound of feet that tread on creaking wood?
lie must have beard each blessed word we said!
Helii! I lei])! it is— it is— tbe master's stealthy tread!
Ab! then and there was hurrying to and fro,
\nd stubbing toes, and squealings of distress.
And voices hushed which, little time ago,
Shouted with joy at their own manliness;
\nd there were sudden snorings such as rend
I'lie atmosphere in such emergencies,
And simulated slumber, to tbe end
That whosoever looks their slumber sees,
lint oh! 'twas all in vain — that whiskered, time-worn wheeze!
Ye Lower School Scribe,
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Mr. Hardwick (dictating sentence for analysis): "We arrived at a
little village and ordered dinner for three."
Applegath: "Was the third one for the chauffeur?"
We extend to Bill Macdonald our hearty congratulations on winning
the "Competition for Large Feet," which was staged in Lower South
Dormitory, fohn Edmonds and "Fishy" James had a close struggle for
; cond place/the former leading by the close margin of nine inches.
LA ["EST PUBLICATK >NS
■•The Soup Duet." by Scythe- and Le Vesconte.
-The Baseball Nine at Leaskdale," by Chester MacDonald.
"How to Stop a Jazz Band," by Mr. Hardwick.
■'Avoirdupois." by -May I.
"Capablanca and I'- and Others"— Bridgeman.
"We Have No Bananas"- Tony Reive.
THINGS WE NEVER HEAR
Mr. Palmer raising his voice above a whisper.
Mr. Mitchell'- gramaphone.
Anything on Bill Sinclair's radio.
Harmony in the Lower School orchestra.
Silence in Lower North Dormitory.
Mr. Tudball making a new joke.
Barclay using slang.
Bridgman or Burch snoring.
Acres saying something intelligent.
The rising bell.
I started my active career when a handsome looking boj with glasses
called Bill Sinclair came into my store, and after arguing for halt an
hour as to whether he should pay one or two cent- for me. finally paid
the former sum, as his argument was 1 uch for the ^epe.
He took me to St. Andrew's College, where 1 remained for a long tun
in his pocket; the other boys said he was «... tight .to play me.
might h aV e stayed there indefinitely, hut. fortunately .or me [dropped
through a hole in his pocket. \ boy « «- Pf^™^
He was a ven g 1 player, and was there, ore given the t.tle ol a
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••-hark." This foolish boy, while attempting to extract a handkerchief
from his pocket, during one of Mr. Stone's periods, pulled me out. I
rolled along the floor, making a great noise. Mr. Stone confiscated me.
When recess came he went up to the common room to play with the
other masters. He played Mr. Widdrington, who, being very skilful
at the game, immediately won all poor Mr. Stone's alleys. This grieved
the latter greatly, but he was soon comforted, a- Mr. Hardwick gave
him a nice new. big marble. Mr. Widdrington collected a group of boys
and threw me and my brothers to them. There was a great scramble,
which ended in Mark Sprott jumping on me. This boy talked a lot
without saying much. He sold me to Edmonds, and after changing
hands a few more times I was accidentally dropped down a drain, where
: |i, to this day. Parker, Form 111.
Now the dreary winter's over,
And there's many a sign of Spring.
Now the Robin's back once more.
And the meadow larks do sing.
Here and there a leaflet's budding,
Mere and there the grass is green.
While upon the dewy meadow
Main song-birds may be seen.
Xow we think of pleasant summer.
Long, cold Winter's thoughts have flown;
Spring time is the happiest season,
Snowdrops budding — seeds are sown,
A. D. Ritchie.
BUTTS AND ENDS FROM THE S.S. PIEDMONT
The Countess Murad and the Princess Fatima, the Duke oi
Buckingham and Professor Millbank arrived here to-day from London.
On the way over the duke, in a card game with the professoi
considerable amount of money, and when the professor was
money he said, "Gimme gold", whereupon the duke was aboul to 1 1
him. 'as suddenly Herbert Tareyton appeared on the scene with his
Winchester and made the professor pay Gold Flakes.
\ ww nights later Prince Rex oi "Three Castles', was playing the
clown when he slipped and fell on the Czar Bogoslavsky, who was
sitting on the chesterfield with Miss Melacharina. The princ,
hi •■"rev." and the Czar laughed at him, whereupon the prince, losing
his head, slipped over a luck) strike and had the czar listening ... the
honeysuckle. . . ,
This combat was witnessed b> Philip Morns oi the Lank.., England,
and Benson Hedges, a Havanna Batchelor
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\h grand father was a Colonel in the Bo
Mercer Was he bored J
We hear thai L
because he can't see himself in th<
I be sausages we had the other day were the besl "weenies" we hav«
seen around the flat for a long time.
THE RACE THAT
THE TOfrA (\TOIL)
Dunlap (in restaurant) — How's the chicken to-da
Waitress— Fine, how's yourself?
Slater — Horse-back riding makes my head ache.
Kirkland— That's funny, it effects me just the opposite.
The |uveniles certainly improved under the Stone Age.
THINGS WE WANT TO KNOW
1. Does Dunlap II. eat yeasl to raise .lough?
1. Why does Bill Lovering like Yonge Street?
3. When will the members of the Old Ladies' Home hold
Badminton tournament ?
1. Who put Giraldo's shaving brush in the cod liver oil?
5. Did .Marlatt write "Three weeks" or was it a whole term?
How much interest Murphy has in the Ontario Motor Leagi
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Mercer — What docs the doctor do after he operates on your fathe
Lovering — Sews your old man.
Now that the boxing season is here the masters should watch ou
the rope skipping ....
Lentz — How many times can the 'phone call:
Rolph— Oh that's the same old line. . . .
Mr. Stone — Stop that singing . . .
Murphy— Where's the harm in a little Harmons
Julius Donnenfield, by Matchmaker Eddy. Hm prize co
porkehop, presented bj "Beefy" Hunnissett. (Savar) n
on accounl of wishing to give th.
chance, whilst he alsi "' dear ,h, ~ v '
Foster and Mr. G Iman, chemists, announce the invention o
christened soap sulphide Foster is said to have com-
pounded it. We wish the budding scientists luck
a -harper look-out on our soap in the future.
["he song, "Five foot twi
Eyes of blue", has caused a lot of
menl between Savary, Mercer, and Lumbers, as to whom it
The other day Mr. Magee overheard them thus conversing and settled
the dispute by applying the dedication to himself.
Mr. Laidlaw held an Impromptu Violin Recital at the close of the
Literary Society Meeting on Friday, March the 5th. Mr. Smith, the
owner of "Skirt Dance- and other famous ploughers of the turf, at-
tended with Leonard Lumbers, Esq., the noted golf critic. Alexander
Carrick and W. O. Lentz of Philadelphia, were present, but left as soon
as they heard that refreshments had been served. Mr. Laidlaw played
some of the old concert pieces and standard favourites. A request for
the Stable House Blues, by Mr. Smith, was over-ruled by the accompanist,
who later rendered the Rule of the Walkure, to appease the noted racing
Magnet. The concert soon broke up but we sincerely hope to hear from
Mr. Laidlaw again.
\li Savary gave us quite a start when he came hack from the Great
Open Space-. He almost had a moustache.
Andy Foster, the boy Chemist, has turned his accomplishments to
song writing, his latest sensatio
, rititled "Litmus Blues".
dedicated to his old love and is
Mr. Stone (moralizing)— How ma) we save our.souls?
MacLennan— Walk on our heels.
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Carrick-The first .week I was back here I attracted the Head
Slater- -That'- fine
ick -Yes, but thej haven't proved anything yet.
Hennessey— What comes aft<
MacLennan— The undertaker, Sir.
The antics of Stanley, the great explorer, are being closely followed
by the period "skippers".
ey< - closed?
Unsuspicious Father— Why yes,
Relieved Lad— Well, then, shut your.eyes and sign mj
Keeling—1 shall sing "Until" f<
MacNeil \ es, until we stop yi
(THE LAMENT OF AN ETON SI I
Which ma\ be sung to the tutu
is this, that once upon a time an English
auite in royal line. The chappies there do
The historj as it goes
College started which was
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wear each day a vestment of thi
ind often rack his mind.
'Cause they're Eton, Eton i
collars chafe us and our vests pn
they're so cute. Sometime, soi
We'll complain to the humane,
the | i guj what invented Eti
:h show the poor lad's figure
rsectin' we'll say not. Our
it dear me goodness gracious
e're going to take revenge,
mean maybe. \Y<
m Eton, E
Far out in the great open spaces where a man's a man, where the
pines whisper their lonely songs to the resounding canyons, or where the
resounding canyons resound to the lonely pines. It doesn't make much
difference which it is, as long as one get's the lonely and resounding
atmosphere, we may proceed
Forty unbroken miles of continuous animation stretched across the
barren sands, forty miles of humanity and covered wagons jogged along
through the wilds, every now and then a red-skin appeared from, the
midsl of a cactus, but that was all. and they were so hopeful these
ambitious sons of America, forsaking all in the name of Gold, braving
the Ion- cold nights and burning sands of the desert, leaving .home and
kith and kindred, sallying forth into the great unknown of .North
Far in the West the Mm was sinking slowly on the great stretch of
horizon, the sunset was magnificent, the golden rays .shot through the
purple dusk and tilled the stray clouds in the heavens with a truly
crlotial light .... Camp tires were being kindled, by this time the
cent of Irish stew tilled the air. intermingled with the faint aroma of
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Little groups of friends chatted in the on-coming dusk,
es blended in the old favourite songs, the wind whistled
through the canvas of the waggons, when suddenl) there was heard a
shrill cry from the West, echoed by a hundred lips. The waggons were
hauled into a formidable circle; men roared commands, the women
hurried into the uncertain shelter which the waggons themselves afforded,
across che sands. of the desert the Indian- rushed in a countless horde,
shrieking their blood-thirsty cries and flourishing aloft their rough
weapon^. A dismal wail arose from the trapped whites, their muskets
cracked in the evening air, bullets whizzed through the em
splintering their way past the carts, and alas, to often reaching their fatal
marks. . . . "My son. I'm done for", gasped a i r woman staggering
to,, late into the protection of an old rum barrel, "'rake this ring and
remember your old mother when you are out in the hard, cruel world".
••I'll never forget you mother, dear, hut you must not leave me SO soon
.... we'll get away and all will he well and. and Mother. M< ITHER".
Rut the wretched lad spoke into an ear of -tour, two glass) eyes peered
into the great unknown, two white hands grasped the boy's smock.
"You'd better go home and wash dishes if you can't die better than that",
the director roared. "You ain't got no more feeling than a -tone", and
suddenly the dinner-gong rang and the actors and actress tiled into the
dining liall. Thus ended another day in the filming of The Iron Paw.
^mTr on bail
The laundry has much harder heart- than cruel men of R
They rip off half your buttons and won't even -end them home.
Exam time i- drawing nigh, -homed little Bob,
Let'- run down to Eat
Simple Simon met a pieman, coming fron
tly asked, have you any 4.4?
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Weep at the tale of Willie T8
Who met a girl whose name was K8.
II., ourted her at a fearful R8,
\ ml begged her soon to become his M8.
■'1 would if I could", said lovely K8,
"1 pity your lonely unhapp) st8,
But alas, alas, you have come too 1.8,
I'm married already, so there's the G8.
The 1h>\ stood on the burning deck was once a famous song
1 don't see why he didn't bop off and let the game go on.
"SEWS YOUR OLPMAN"
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&t. Snbreto's College
BOARD OF GOVERNORS
J. K. Macdonald, Esq.
Sir Joseph W. Flavelle, Bart. Frank A. Rolph, Esq.
C. S. Blackwell, Esq.
A. M. Campbell, Esq.
Hon. the Rev. Canon Cody, D.D., LL.D.
Ralph Connable, Esq.
R. Y. Eaton, Esq.
D. B. Hanna, Esq.
Rev. Prof. Kilpatrick, D.D.
W. B. McPherson, Esq.
Rev. D. Bruce Macdonald, M.A., LL.D.
Lt.-Col. J. F. Michie
Victor Ross, Esq.
T. A Russell, Esq.
Dr. Joseph S. Graham
Kenneth B. MacLaren, Esq. | Representing the
Lieutenant Colonel R. J. Gill , old Boys' Ass'n
Gordon T. Cassels, Esq. J
ST. ANDREW'S COLLEGE RET, 11 U
Leave your Clothes for Cleaning
Pressing and Repairs
BRITISH AMERICAN CLEANERS
485 Spadina Crescent
Prince of Wales"
The Kitty Grey With Colored Band
Cor. Yon£e * Richmond Sir.
Cor. Yonfe * Trinity Squai
Cor. Queen At Victoria Strct
94 Yonfte Street
SOFT AND STIFF HATS jj [| 453 YONGE STREET
'Phone Randolph 0350
j 1 238 DUPONT STREET
'Phone Hillcrest 0812
ST. WUKI VVS < < >I.I.K(,K KKVIKW
at Yonge and Bloor
New Styles and Patterns
the Young Men Want
with wide trousers
In Suits and Topcoats
"MR. GORDON" in charge of the Collegi Department has
had years of experience in clothing St. Andrews students
when with Murray-Kay Company, and many of you will
he pleased to know of his connection with this organization.
^U" CLOTHES SHOP- LIMITED
YONGE AND BLOOR
Fifth Floor Commonwealth
Building, 21 King Street East
"LET RADIO SAY IT"
Apex, Fada, and
Rogers Batteryless Sets.
Also a Full Line of Radio
RADIO REPAIRS \NI>
Homer Radio Store
1506 Yonge St. Hud. 3643
Few door3 north of St. Clair Ave.
ST. ANDREW'S COLLEGE REVIEW
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The Puritan Laundry Co.,
THEIR NEW BUILDING WITH
The World s Finest Laundry Machinery
For Your Service
COME AND SEE IT.
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THIS MAGAZINE IS A SAMPLE OF OUR WORK
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Estates, Parks, etc.
Panoramic Camera Co.
239 VICTORIA ST
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Evince that same care and
deliberation when choosing
stationery, that you employ
when choosing your varation
''The Stationery in the Blue Box"
W. J. GAGE & Co., Ltd.,
Toronto Winnipeg Montreal
James E. Dimock & Co.
Life and Genet al
IPPOIN7 YOUR AGENT
WELLINGTON ST. EAST
Every man's clothes need more clea:
ing and pressing than they get.
of Kluor an.1 Sherbour
If you want
that is different
Derbies and Bow Ties
THE SWORD CRAVAT SHOP
340 Yonge Street
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WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY
at the Tuck Shop
LA CREME BAR
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151 SPADINA AVENUE, TORONTO
Residential and Day School for Girls
Principal MISS .1. J. STUART
JAM ES SMITH
Whol esale Confectioner
58 ESSEX STREET - - - TORONTO
Basement Barber Shop
A MOST CONVENIEN'
PLACE TO SHOP
Mclntyre Barber Shop
St. Clair and Yonge
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Vers ail I
Up-to-date Tea Rooms
-(■ratle Ic** Cream Mi-llc
We Serve Hoi Lunches from
Our aim is Pure Food
tea, French l'n-i
i. !<• 8 p.m.
JAMES LUMBERS CO.,
67 FRONT ST. EAST
W\)t Uuibersiitp of Toronto
iThe Provincial University of Ontario)
The University of Toronto has the following Faculties: Arts (in-
cluding Scii ■'"' Engi-
neering, Household Sci< i : lucation),
Special Departments: Public Health Nursing, Social Service, Univer-
Arts Colleges: University College, Victoria College, Trinity College,
Feder; ' " lle S e -
> gricultural Co
Oth, , ntrolled by the University: Connaught Labor-
atories (in which insulin, sera, a re manufactured), Royal
Ontario Museum (in conjunction with the Provincial Governmi
ronto Conservatory of Music.
Hospital and privileges in the Sick Children's
Hospital Western Hospital, and the new Psychiatric Hospital.
Hart House, a unique recreatii tor male
students. Residences for men and women stu '"' a -V n, °!l
for women. Average annual i ' from that in affiliated
h approximatelj 5,000.
Address: University of Toronto, Toronto, Ont.
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BROWN BROS. Ltd.
Established over 60 Years
Dealers in High-Class
Fresh and Salt Meats,
Hams and Bacon.
i BEEF -I SPECIALITY
All kinds of Poultry in Season
1-3 St. Lawrence Market
3 for $5.85
In 1 1 Patterns
The Best Shirt Value
Cor. Yonge and Bloor
Cor. Victoria and Adelaide
Phones RA 7800
Telephone Elgin 4616
The Macoomb Press
that gets results
16 JOHNSON STREET
THE BEST HAT
MADE IN ENGLAND
85 YONGE STREET
(Near King Street)
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A VELVETY Mil K CHOCOLATE
PLAIN" VANILLA A MAX'S CHOCOLATE
Cock of the North
An ideal cloth. Pure
wool and dyed in the
best dyes ever pro-
IT WILL NOT FADE
Nisbet & Auld, Ltd.
Selling Agents in Canada
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paid on deposits
One dollar opens an
account -subject to
for Depositors and
I9AN AND SAYINGS
King & Victoria Sts. Toronto
A cordial welcome awaits you at the Ellis Store
where you will find the newest things for
gifts at most reasonable prices.
Lovely gift articles at $1.00, $2.00, $3.00, $5.00
Headquarters for Class Pins and Trophies
Jewellers and Silversmiths
96-98 YONGE ST.
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Peter Pan Bread
A New Loaf with a distinctive flavor.
You will be delighted with its beautiful
Phone and have our salesman call
Springtime Athletic Supplies
Baseball, Soft Ball, Lacrosse,
Cricket, Golf and Tennis
Athletic Sweaters and Clothing
for every sport
Catalogue on Request
PERCY A. McBRIDE
43-3 + 5 Yonge Street - - Toronto
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| QHje prince George ^otel
Cor. King and York Streets
Where hospitality and an atmosphere of quiet make this
hostelry an abode sought by quiet home-loving people.
Excellence of cuisine and efficiency of service is the secret
of our success. Unexcelled facilities for the serving of
Luncheons and Banquets. The finest dancing floor in
We invite your patronage
E. WINNETT THOMPSON A. W. HAMILTON
Managing Director Res. Manager
NO-MO-ODO TOILET WATER
The Canadian-Made corrective for
a While this preparation is most
effective, it is quite harmless.
PRICE 50c PER BOTTLE
^ Manufactured by
CHARLES G. WHEBBY, Phm.B.
261 AVENUE ROAD - - TORONTO, CAN.
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WATSON & McVITTIE
509 CONFEDERATION LIFE BUILDING
PHONE MAIN 8191
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Liability Plate Glass
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LONDON GUARANTEE BUILDING.
40 RICHMOND ST. W
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We don't believe there is a
single authentic stylo, popular
pattern, correct color or de-
pendable fabric missing from
our enormous stock. We spec-
ialize in "Young Men's" mi .dels.
$25 to $45
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2nd Floor Kent Bldg.
YONGE and RICHMOND
Your Money Will Go Further
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AURORA Box 665
Phone 119J, 119W
The HAROLD A. WILSON
297-299 YONGE ST., TORONTO
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66 Front St. East, Toronto
Prompt Delivery Service
3 Bloor and Sherbourne Streets
Sloros at 5.". Avenue Road
Geirard and Broadview
1925 Yonfie Street
ch Br ai:
Motorists Well Schooled
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Clothes you'll be proud of
Proud of their fit, proud of
hand-tailored workmanship, proud
that's how a St. Andrew's man feels
clothes. Come and sec yourself in
their cut, proud of their
of the imported woolens' —
when dressed in Semi-ready
19 KING STREET
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They make it possible for us to publish the
"Review" and are deserving of your support
iMARANI & PAISLEY
219 BAY STREET
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Huntley Motor Service Co.
106 HUNTLEY STREET
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Direct Importers of all kinds
of Men's Furnishings of the
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SHIRTS MADE TO MEASURE
An excellent stock to
Gloves, Socks, Ties, HouseCoats
At Lowest Possible Prices
COOPER & CO.
25 King Street East
CORNEB BAY AND BICBMOND
instant — at the turn of
any tap in the home
No ignition troubles
— the water heater
with the "Self Starter."
A size to suit every home on view at
55 Adelaide St. East
Phone MAin 8371
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